read about the gang: https://archiveofourown.org/users/cephalopod_squad
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What gets the gang "weak in the knees"?
Namulith ~ Her <3
Hubert ~ Literally any kind of compliment
Makie ~ When the enemy of a boss battle enters the second stage and gets BIGGER (she is pooping her pants FR)
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What gets the gang "weak in the knees"?
Namulith ~ Her <3
Hubert ~ Literally any kind of compliment
Makie ~ When the enemy of a boss battle enters the second stage and gets BIGGER (she is pooping her pants FR)
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disclaimer: these are based on LOOKS for the most part- not personality!!!
Namulith - Homelander
Hubert - Samwise Gamgee
Makie - Nana Osaki
disclaimer: these are based on LOOKS for the most part- not personality!!!
Namulith - Homelander
Hubert - Samwise Gamgee
Makie - Nana Osaki
TV TROPES
Namulith - "The Stoic Woobie, Power Incontinence, Children Raise You"
Hubert - "All-Loving Hero, Rich Kid Turned Social Activist, Chronic Hero Syndrome"
Makie - "Attention Whore, Son of a Whore, Expelled From Every Other School"
TV TROPES
Namulith - "The Stoic Woobie, Power Incontinence, Children Raise You"
Hubert - "All-Loving Hero, Rich Kid Turned Social Activist, Chronic Hero Syndrome"
Makie - "Attention Whore, Son of a Whore, Expelled From Every Other School"
N-"In the future, Makie, don't feed Astarion while the rest of us are having dinner- you always make a mess and everyone loses their appetite."
H- "Wait, hey, Makie-"
M- "You wanna know what makes ME lose my appetite!? I can HEAR you and Minthara when you're-"
N- (Ah, I've struck a nerve.)
N-"In the future, Makie, don't feed Astarion while the rest of us are having dinner- you always make a mess and everyone loses their appetite."
H- "Wait, hey, Makie-"
M- "You wanna know what makes ME lose my appetite!? I can HEAR you and Minthara when you're-"
N- (Ah, I've struck a nerve.)
Namulith is pragmatic, skeptical, reserved, self-interested, neurotic and responsible.
Hubert is friendly, honest, timid, humble, loyal, and jolly.
Makie is agreeable, ostentatious, underhanded, evasive, provocative, and creative.
Namulith is pragmatic, skeptical, reserved, self-interested, neurotic and responsible.
Hubert is friendly, honest, timid, humble, loyal, and jolly.
Makie is agreeable, ostentatious, underhanded, evasive, provocative, and creative.
Minthara (*coughs* the reason I bought the game)
Gale (I love my cringy college prof)
Jaheira (mommy)
Girl Leave Him In The Crate*:
Gortash
The Emperor
Ketheric Thorm
*I'm jk I love seeing y'all's characters' ships with any of those on the crate list hehehe
Minthara (*coughs* the reason I bought the game)
Gale (I love my cringy college prof)
Jaheira (mommy)
Girl Leave Him In The Crate*:
Gortash
The Emperor
Ketheric Thorm
*I'm jk I love seeing y'all's characters' ships with any of those on the crate list hehehe
Namulith’s limit is ANYTHING longer than 30 seconds- even that, he thinks, is gratuitous.
Hubert is cool with kissing but Making Out in public is where he draws the line.
Makie’s ok with most forms of PDA in public and doesn’t have any hard limits, so she adheres to Astarion's.
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Namulith’s limit is ANYTHING longer than 30 seconds- even that, he thinks, is gratuitous.
Hubert is cool with kissing but Making Out in public is where he draws the line.
Makie’s ok with most forms of PDA in public and doesn’t have any hard limits, so she adheres to Astarion's.
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My dad loved sci-fi so I saw a lot of alien movies as a kid. When I was around 6 years old, he put on Independence Day in the living room while it was pitch dark and when it finished I had a brand new phobia of aliens LMAO
My dad loved sci-fi so I saw a lot of alien movies as a kid. When I was around 6 years old, he put on Independence Day in the living room while it was pitch dark and when it finished I had a brand new phobia of aliens LMAO
The gang can all agree that crime is a serious problem in Baldur’s Gate and that the government is corrupt. At the same time I think there would be arguments surrounding HOW the issue of crime should be tackled and how the government ought to be run.
The gang can all agree that crime is a serious problem in Baldur’s Gate and that the government is corrupt. At the same time I think there would be arguments surrounding HOW the issue of crime should be tackled and how the government ought to be run.
Namulith is the unofficial camp doctor, Makie is the resident handyman, and Hubert…offers to help carry heavy stuff 😕
Namulith is the unofficial camp doctor, Makie is the resident handyman, and Hubert…offers to help carry heavy stuff 😕
(cw cannibalism)
The vice the whole gang partakes in is alcohol. They always end up with CONCERNING amounts of booze in camp and sometimes I think to myself "damn! these fools about to have another supper with a couple carrots, unseasoned meat, and 15 bottles of wine."
(cw cannibalism)
The vice the whole gang partakes in is alcohol. They always end up with CONCERNING amounts of booze in camp and sometimes I think to myself "damn! these fools about to have another supper with a couple carrots, unseasoned meat, and 15 bottles of wine."
The events of BG3 help the whole gang with compromising- you don’t spend a few months in close quarters with complete strangers without having to pick your battles and know when to compromise. All 3 of them walk away with more open minds and greater amounts of patience.
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The events of BG3 help the whole gang with compromising- you don’t spend a few months in close quarters with complete strangers without having to pick your battles and know when to compromise. All 3 of them walk away with more open minds and greater amounts of patience.
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Namulith has sleep paralysis nightmares long after he overcomes the Urge, often around death.
Hubert dreams about being back home, specifically in the vinyard behind the estate.
Makie has always been able to lucid dream, with mixed success.
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Namulith has sleep paralysis nightmares long after he overcomes the Urge, often around death.
Hubert dreams about being back home, specifically in the vinyard behind the estate.
Makie has always been able to lucid dream, with mixed success.
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Namulith and Gale could probablyyy spar together...not Minthara though she'd beat his ass BAD.
Hubert and Lae'zel have honor, they'd spar each other, but he'd be afraid to hurt Shadowheart.
Makie would fight Astarion and it would quickly evolve into horseplay.
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Namulith and Gale could probablyyy spar together...not Minthara though she'd beat his ass BAD.
Hubert and Lae'zel have honor, they'd spar each other, but he'd be afraid to hurt Shadowheart.
Makie would fight Astarion and it would quickly evolve into horseplay.
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ok this is Veil, a human warlock chick with a fiend/devil patron. she has to hunt down/contact anyone who has an outstanding contract with her patron to make sure they are in compliance with their contracts. in exchange she gets paid gold and some weak-sauce powers. is it worth it? yeah
ok this is Veil, a human warlock chick with a fiend/devil patron. she has to hunt down/contact anyone who has an outstanding contract with her patron to make sure they are in compliance with their contracts. in exchange she gets paid gold and some weak-sauce powers. is it worth it? yeah