"oh cool a fun fact video about a circle I wonder what number I'll se- FUCK IT'S PI AGAIN"

Oh no, been drinking and is now dealing with the dread of my own past decisions

If karl marx was in a high fantasy setting, do you think he'd be a dwarf?

Oh to be a cat chilling in the warm sun

I would like to tattoo this on many people's foreheads

Currently eating spicy food to clear up sinuses

Yo I ate an apple and took a vitamin D today, why do I not feel better yet

Me to myself:
"Euh hmm there's helium that makes your voice high pitched but what's the name of that gas?
I guess it has to be heavier than oxygen... Isn't chlorine heavier?- wait NOPE not chlorine"

Yo bluesky is so much better than twitter

Petition for more fried potato products inside sandwiches and wraps

Hello Mr. bluesky