SqueakyPickles (she/her)
@squeakypickles.dftba.social
Doomscroller extraordinaire. Nerdfighter. Bisexual. My brain is soup.
I just want our country to give a shit about each other.
I just want our country to give a shit about each other.
Watch out, Maurizio Cattelan (guy who taped a banana to a wall), my kid is coming for you.
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Watch out, Maurizio Cattelan (guy who taped a banana to a wall), my kid is coming for you.
In 2026 I would like to DIY most of my costumes for my Porch Geese. In that spirit, I will also be sharing my whimsy and very limited craft skills with the internet.
I present, January's submissions. Off to a rocky start due to starting the year with the plague, but cute.
I present, January's submissions. Off to a rocky start due to starting the year with the plague, but cute.
January 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
In 2026 I would like to DIY most of my costumes for my Porch Geese. In that spirit, I will also be sharing my whimsy and very limited craft skills with the internet.
I present, January's submissions. Off to a rocky start due to starting the year with the plague, but cute.
I present, January's submissions. Off to a rocky start due to starting the year with the plague, but cute.
Never before have I felt so seen.
January 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Never before have I felt so seen.
2026 watching us finish 2025 with any smidgen of hopes and dreams for the new year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
2026 watching us finish 2025 with any smidgen of hopes and dreams for the new year.
My keyboard has a feature where it can merge 2 emojis together and honestly THIS is what AI should be used for. Curing TB, and letting me send angry mountains and sunrises at people.
January 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
My keyboard has a feature where it can merge 2 emojis together and honestly THIS is what AI should be used for. Curing TB, and letting me send angry mountains and sunrises at people.
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Never before have I identified so strongly with a doormat.
October 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Never before have I identified so strongly with a doormat.
I believe this jellyfish my kid drew perfectly captures my mental state these days.
September 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I believe this jellyfish my kid drew perfectly captures my mental state these days.
WHY IS THIS APPARENTLY A THEME?! WHO WANTS THESE???
August 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
WHY IS THIS APPARENTLY A THEME?! WHO WANTS THESE???
Thank you, Temu and Pinterest, for providing the subject of tonight's nightmares.
August 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Thank you, Temu and Pinterest, for providing the subject of tonight's nightmares.
The little cartoon Hank & John at the bottom of the page is so cute.
July 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The little cartoon Hank & John at the bottom of the page is so cute.
I love the duality of Nerdfighteria, that the recommended video under this very serious and amazing video is a video about Hank comparing logos to buttholes.
May 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I love the duality of Nerdfighteria, that the recommended video under this very serious and amazing video is a video about Hank comparing logos to buttholes.
Setting up Proloquo2go and loving when they have a little bit of a sense of humor.
@assistiveware.bsky.social thanks for the first AAC app that I actually like!
@assistiveware.bsky.social thanks for the first AAC app that I actually like!
April 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Setting up Proloquo2go and loving when they have a little bit of a sense of humor.
@assistiveware.bsky.social thanks for the first AAC app that I actually like!
@assistiveware.bsky.social thanks for the first AAC app that I actually like!
Excuse me, but who the fuck doesn't like NASA, NPS, and USPS?
Un-American traitors. That's who. WTF could the NPS possibly being doing that a full 24% of people disagree with? The audacity of maintaining beautiful land and wildlife?
Un-American traitors. That's who. WTF could the NPS possibly being doing that a full 24% of people disagree with? The audacity of maintaining beautiful land and wildlife?
April 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Excuse me, but who the fuck doesn't like NASA, NPS, and USPS?
Un-American traitors. That's who. WTF could the NPS possibly being doing that a full 24% of people disagree with? The audacity of maintaining beautiful land and wildlife?
Un-American traitors. That's who. WTF could the NPS possibly being doing that a full 24% of people disagree with? The audacity of maintaining beautiful land and wildlife?
Thank God they specified that transportation is provided for astronauts in space. Here I thought they had to provide their own spacecraft.
March 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Thank God they specified that transportation is provided for astronauts in space. Here I thought they had to provide their own spacecraft.
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social in light of your most recent video I submit we are all actually one of those water tube fidget things. Because I feel like one of those now.
March 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social in light of your most recent video I submit we are all actually one of those water tube fidget things. Because I feel like one of those now.
Time to get the cheesey framed sign for above the toilet.
March 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Time to get the cheesey framed sign for above the toilet.
Probably a good move to get some PBS on here. I for one have been feeling so mad that I want to roar. But I could use the reminder to take a deep breath and count to four.
(In the same vein, maybe the answer to getting rid of Elon is setting up an Inside Beach in the oval office?)
(In the same vein, maybe the answer to getting rid of Elon is setting up an Inside Beach in the oval office?)
March 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Probably a good move to get some PBS on here. I for one have been feeling so mad that I want to roar. But I could use the reminder to take a deep breath and count to four.
(In the same vein, maybe the answer to getting rid of Elon is setting up an Inside Beach in the oval office?)
(In the same vein, maybe the answer to getting rid of Elon is setting up an Inside Beach in the oval office?)
Take the money you didn't spend today, and help a country who desperately needs it. Trump may not stand with Ukraine, but true Americans do. #SlavaUkraini
war.ukraine.ua/donate/
war.ukraine.ua/donate/
March 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Take the money you didn't spend today, and help a country who desperately needs it. Trump may not stand with Ukraine, but true Americans do. #SlavaUkraini
war.ukraine.ua/donate/
war.ukraine.ua/donate/
Even better. They updated MADAM Chairman's wikipedia page.
Keep this coming. Resist and troll them in all ways possible.
Keep this coming. Resist and troll them in all ways possible.
February 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Even better. They updated MADAM Chairman's wikipedia page.
Keep this coming. Resist and troll them in all ways possible.
Keep this coming. Resist and troll them in all ways possible.
Republican Rep Arrington literally walked into the point..... and then lost it.
February 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Republican Rep Arrington literally walked into the point..... and then lost it.
An excerpt from the current US House of Representatives meeting. The chair is channeling his inner school teacher.
February 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
An excerpt from the current US House of Representatives meeting. The chair is channeling his inner school teacher.
$10 it includes the pseudoscience blurb about the "benefits" of Measles that an anti-vax org he used to chair posted the other day.
February 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
$10 it includes the pseudoscience blurb about the "benefits" of Measles that an anti-vax org he used to chair posted the other day.