Interesting. Unfortunately work locks down everything so I can’t change the settings. I’ve watch the laptop completely power itself off then start up with no action from me. Ah well, all this means is I spend the first few minutes of my day twiddling my thumbs waiting for my laptop.

No updates preceding. It just doesn’t ever shut down. I don’t care if it’s in my bag still running. It’s a work machine ands a piece of trash.

It’s just maddening that it doesn’t actually shut down. Near as I can tell the shutdown command just tells my laptop to reboot.

My work laptop doesn’t shut down. I’ll go through the shutdown routine then throw it in my bag and go home. By the time I start work in the morning the battery is at 1% because it booted up at some point overnight and then just stayed at the login screen without even going into sleep mode.

I’m a terrible musician so I never felt like I deserved a “premium” instrument. But everything sucks and we’re all gonna die in a horrible climate-induced inferno so might as well enjoy what time is left. Gonna make so much terrible music on this thing and grin like a madman the entire time.

The blades interface was the peak of console UI design.

Wow! My entire extended family is only like 35 people and I only ever talk to like 6 of them, lol.

I don’t even know 200 people, much less know well enough to invite to a wedding!

I can also think of a million things to do with $100k other than a wedding.