square trombone
squaretrombone.bsky.social
square trombone
@squaretrombone.bsky.social
yo thes, what? can you rock the mic
May 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
one day someone will love me the way i love
May 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
spent £20 on pizza worthy investment
March 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
no coz why do so many ppl think ill take their constant criticisms while im just tryna chill n do my thing
March 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i am in one of the most spangled conditions a human being can be
March 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
being blocked on spotify crushes my heart every single time
March 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
last night i set fifteen alarms to wake myself up for a lecture, which went off at ten minute intervals for several hours as i continued to snooze them in my sleep and shove my phone back underneath my pillow to muffle the sound. +
February 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
i was DEVASTATED
Omg I just ran over a worm with my wheelchair I’m gonna cry!!” - @squaretrombone.bsky.social

Me: nooo so sad

-nvm it was two separate worms and they’re both alive we’re good!!
🎊🪱
February 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
life made me british and ugly and mentally ill and possibly gave me a neurodegenerative disorder but that wasnt enough. it also inconveniences me in every minor way possible (forgot my keys, important bus came too early, common cold, littering fine)
February 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Everybody laughed at DJ Very Small Penis, until they saw him use it as a fleshy Stylus to play the music they all bounced to the rhythm of.
January 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
February 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
dont like knowing someone might be posting abt me
February 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
why is this the autofill when i type in "b" to my search bar. what was i planning
February 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
@vintageobscura.net followed the right person, i'm instantly obsessed
February 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i dont ever wanna feeeeeeeeel like i did that day
February 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
good morning i have covid n feel like im dying
February 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
it's lonely here i miss my four inactive twitter followers
February 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
mildly sad that my midi usb cable came with a free usb-c adaptor thingy coz i need SO many different adaptors rn and the only thing i have absolutely no use for is a smartphone connection
February 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i only have one 6.35mm jack and i need it for both headphones and audio input which means i am sampling completely blind until i come across another one
February 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
sweet caroline dun dun dun
February 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
my laptop is on 2% and when it dies i will be forced to get out of bed
February 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"we've woken and boken every day this week"
February 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM