square trombone
@squaretrombone.bsky.social
my mellow my man it's like ridin a bike
May 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
my mellow my man it's like ridin a bike
yo thes, what? can you rock the mic
May 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
yo thes, what? can you rock the mic
please don't let it be soon i'm not ready i'm not done
May 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
please don't let it be soon i'm not ready i'm not done
i don't want to die i don't want to die i don't want to die
May 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i don't want to die i don't want to die i don't want to die
maybe i'll get old and only have wrinkles where i cry off my retinol at night
May 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
maybe i'll get old and only have wrinkles where i cry off my retinol at night
maybe it's not meant to be
May 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
maybe it's not meant to be
one day someone will love me the way i love
May 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
one day someone will love me the way i love
spent £20 on pizza worthy investment
March 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
spent £20 on pizza worthy investment
no coz why do so many ppl think ill take their constant criticisms while im just tryna chill n do my thing
March 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
no coz why do so many ppl think ill take their constant criticisms while im just tryna chill n do my thing
i am in one of the most spangled conditions a human being can be
March 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i am in one of the most spangled conditions a human being can be
being blocked on spotify crushes my heart every single time
March 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
being blocked on spotify crushes my heart every single time
+ however i sleep with two mattresses and four pillows, so the resulting scene was a hellish combination of whack-a-mole, the princess and the pea and The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe which resulted in me getting very little sleep and also missing my lecture
February 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
+ however i sleep with two mattresses and four pillows, so the resulting scene was a hellish combination of whack-a-mole, the princess and the pea and The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe which resulted in me getting very little sleep and also missing my lecture
last night i set fifteen alarms to wake myself up for a lecture, which went off at ten minute intervals for several hours as i continued to snooze them in my sleep and shove my phone back underneath my pillow to muffle the sound. +
February 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
last night i set fifteen alarms to wake myself up for a lecture, which went off at ten minute intervals for several hours as i continued to snooze them in my sleep and shove my phone back underneath my pillow to muffle the sound. +
i was DEVASTATED
Omg I just ran over a worm with my wheelchair I’m gonna cry!!” - @squaretrombone.bsky.social
Me: nooo so sad
-nvm it was two separate worms and they’re both alive we’re good!!
🎊🪱
Me: nooo so sad
-nvm it was two separate worms and they’re both alive we’re good!!
🎊🪱
February 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
i was DEVASTATED
me when i dont have a cigarette all day
February 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
me when i dont have a cigarette all day
life made me british and ugly and mentally ill and possibly gave me a neurodegenerative disorder but that wasnt enough. it also inconveniences me in every minor way possible (forgot my keys, important bus came too early, common cold, littering fine)
February 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
life made me british and ugly and mentally ill and possibly gave me a neurodegenerative disorder but that wasnt enough. it also inconveniences me in every minor way possible (forgot my keys, important bus came too early, common cold, littering fine)
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Everybody laughed at DJ Very Small Penis, until they saw him use it as a fleshy Stylus to play the music they all bounced to the rhythm of.
January 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Everybody laughed at DJ Very Small Penis, until they saw him use it as a fleshy Stylus to play the music they all bounced to the rhythm of.
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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
February 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
dont like knowing someone might be posting abt me
February 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
dont like knowing someone might be posting abt me
actually maybe i was onto something
February 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
actually maybe i was onto something
i mean it's pretty clear but LOL dont even remember searching for this
February 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i mean it's pretty clear but LOL dont even remember searching for this
why is this the autofill when i type in "b" to my search bar. what was i planning
February 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
why is this the autofill when i type in "b" to my search bar. what was i planning
@vintageobscura.net followed the right person, i'm instantly obsessed
February 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
@vintageobscura.net followed the right person, i'm instantly obsessed