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Writing, editing, DMing, reading, history, books, parenting. Still masking all the time (covid isn't over)
Don't get me wrong, I still think it's bad, but:

Who the fuck was assuming Facebook had facts to begin with?
January 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Living the dream
December 17, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Conspiracy theory: Wim Hof's whole cold plunge thing is just a cover story.
December 17, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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December 14, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Gonna take a wild guess that this guy's divorced
November 17, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Fortune cookies really weighing in on people's relationships these days
November 7, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Me cutting my sandwich in half then using the knife side to put it on the plate
November 4, 2024 at 11:05 PM
This is the most ovarian flower box I've ever seen.
November 1, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Poe's law: "without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views."

If only this was parody.
October 23, 2024 at 8:56 PM
The NYT really needs to narrow its definition of "breaking news"
October 23, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Pretty much sums up our weekend attempting a front garden
October 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
New NYT game dropped

FINALLY something Zorse-based
October 21, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Stick mom
October 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Learned my town commissioned these poo nugget, pee drop, and toilet paper characters.

And they're medieval-themed.

FINALLY my tax dollars at work.
October 16, 2024 at 3:28 PM
So proud of Gen Z for aging into writing product descriptions.
October 9, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Ran dinner with Strahd tonight.

Has any group, ever, NOT fallen in love with Cyrus the dog-man butler?
November 14, 2023 at 4:11 AM
thankful it's not manhattan levels but this snoke is really getting to me
June 9, 2023 at 6:15 PM