squamp.tho
@squamp.bsky.social
Writing, editing, DMing, reading, history, books, parenting. Still masking all the time (covid isn't over)
What's the best word for people who have "I'VE GOT YOUR BACK 911" bumper stickers?
"Bootlickers" doesn't fully capture it somehow
"Bootlickers" doesn't fully capture it somehow
April 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What's the best word for people who have "I'VE GOT YOUR BACK 911" bumper stickers?
"Bootlickers" doesn't fully capture it somehow
"Bootlickers" doesn't fully capture it somehow
Don't get me wrong, I still think it's bad, but:
Who the fuck was assuming Facebook had facts to begin with?
Who the fuck was assuming Facebook had facts to begin with?
January 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Don't get me wrong, I still think it's bad, but:
Who the fuck was assuming Facebook had facts to begin with?
Who the fuck was assuming Facebook had facts to begin with?
Suspicious that Christmas had never landed on a Friday the 13th
December 25, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Suspicious that Christmas had never landed on a Friday the 13th
Do you think anyone owns just a single codpiece?
I suspect it's either "zero codpieces" or "codpiece for every occasion."
No in-between.
I suspect it's either "zero codpieces" or "codpiece for every occasion."
No in-between.
December 18, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Do you think anyone owns just a single codpiece?
I suspect it's either "zero codpieces" or "codpiece for every occasion."
No in-between.
I suspect it's either "zero codpieces" or "codpiece for every occasion."
No in-between.
Conspiracy theory: Wim Hof's whole cold plunge thing is just a cover story.
December 17, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Conspiracy theory: Wim Hof's whole cold plunge thing is just a cover story.
Reposted by squamp.tho
certified @ryanboyd.bsky.social banger from three years back, courtesy fb memories
December 1, 2024 at 11:22 AM
certified @ryanboyd.bsky.social banger from three years back, courtesy fb memories
Docs today can spot C19 patients a mile away from all the bruises
Little known fact but 1918 influenza was about the size of a large donut.
This contributed greatly to all the deaths.
This contributed greatly to all the deaths.
November 25, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Docs today can spot C19 patients a mile away from all the bruises
Counting sleeps til Christmas
November 25, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Counting sleeps til Christmas
Gonna take a wild guess that this guy's divorced
November 17, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Gonna take a wild guess that this guy's divorced
Fortune cookies really weighing in on people's relationships these days
November 7, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Fortune cookies really weighing in on people's relationships these days
Me cutting my sandwich in half then using the knife side to put it on the plate
November 4, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Me cutting my sandwich in half then using the knife side to put it on the plate
This is the most ovarian flower box I've ever seen.
November 1, 2024 at 4:46 PM
This is the most ovarian flower box I've ever seen.
I started a savings account for my daughter
Every time she gets her foot stuck in the slats of her bed, I deposit a dollar
I call it crib-toe currency
Every time she gets her foot stuck in the slats of her bed, I deposit a dollar
I call it crib-toe currency
October 24, 2024 at 12:11 AM
I started a savings account for my daughter
Every time she gets her foot stuck in the slats of her bed, I deposit a dollar
I call it crib-toe currency
Every time she gets her foot stuck in the slats of her bed, I deposit a dollar
I call it crib-toe currency
Poe's law: "without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views."
If only this was parody.
If only this was parody.
October 23, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Poe's law: "without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views."
If only this was parody.
If only this was parody.
Question for bookskyers:
When reading the classics, how much are you skimming?
Because this Count of Monte Cristo is taking his sweet time getting revenge on Danglars, and I'm dying here.
📚💙
When reading the classics, how much are you skimming?
Because this Count of Monte Cristo is taking his sweet time getting revenge on Danglars, and I'm dying here.
📚💙
October 23, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Question for bookskyers:
When reading the classics, how much are you skimming?
Because this Count of Monte Cristo is taking his sweet time getting revenge on Danglars, and I'm dying here.
📚💙
When reading the classics, how much are you skimming?
Because this Count of Monte Cristo is taking his sweet time getting revenge on Danglars, and I'm dying here.
📚💙
The NYT really needs to narrow its definition of "breaking news"
October 23, 2024 at 7:40 PM
The NYT really needs to narrow its definition of "breaking news"
It is a truth universally acknowledged that dads have the worst taste in apples.
October 23, 2024 at 5:51 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged that dads have the worst taste in apples.
Saying "North gorilla" like "North tortilla" sounds like "North Korea"
Sort of
I'm experimenting with "just post it even if it's dumb"
Apologies to all the people who recently followed me, who probably deserve better
Sort of
I'm experimenting with "just post it even if it's dumb"
Apologies to all the people who recently followed me, who probably deserve better
October 23, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Saying "North gorilla" like "North tortilla" sounds like "North Korea"
Sort of
I'm experimenting with "just post it even if it's dumb"
Apologies to all the people who recently followed me, who probably deserve better
Sort of
I'm experimenting with "just post it even if it's dumb"
Apologies to all the people who recently followed me, who probably deserve better
Pretty much sums up our weekend attempting a front garden
October 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Pretty much sums up our weekend attempting a front garden
New NYT game dropped
FINALLY something Zorse-based
FINALLY something Zorse-based
October 21, 2024 at 2:46 PM
New NYT game dropped
FINALLY something Zorse-based
FINALLY something Zorse-based
Has criminal science solved the ice dagger yet?
Or still the perfect crime?
Or still the perfect crime?
October 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Has criminal science solved the ice dagger yet?
Or still the perfect crime?
Or still the perfect crime?
Try the Baby method, and win every handshake.
- Grab their hand
- Open your mouth as wide as possible
- Pull their hand in and slobber all over it
- Poo your pants
Can confirm, works every time.
- Grab their hand
- Open your mouth as wide as possible
- Pull their hand in and slobber all over it
- Poo your pants
Can confirm, works every time.
October 17, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Try the Baby method, and win every handshake.
- Grab their hand
- Open your mouth as wide as possible
- Pull their hand in and slobber all over it
- Poo your pants
Can confirm, works every time.
- Grab their hand
- Open your mouth as wide as possible
- Pull their hand in and slobber all over it
- Poo your pants
Can confirm, works every time.