Squall
@squallleonshart.bsky.social
Oh, the forests of Timber sure have changed
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Crazy but flattering that 8K of you follow me for my well formed thoughts and opinions
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Crazy but flattering that 8K of you follow me for my well formed thoughts and opinions
The first people to experience COVID-19:
can we bring back taste?
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The first people to experience COVID-19:
Seeing pics of gaggles of white gays on vacation in Mexico always tickles me in a way that I can’t explain
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Seeing pics of gaggles of white gays on vacation in Mexico always tickles me in a way that I can’t explain
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The niche for understanding this is SO specific and yet…
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The niche for understanding this is SO specific and yet…
What the hell twilight zone are we in that Marjorie Taylor Greene of all people is making sense about the White House gaslighting people into thinking the economy is doing well
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
What the hell twilight zone are we in that Marjorie Taylor Greene of all people is making sense about the White House gaslighting people into thinking the economy is doing well
They’re not the prettiest, but I spent the last day of my two week vacation baking cinnamon swirl blondies
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
They’re not the prettiest, but I spent the last day of my two week vacation baking cinnamon swirl blondies
Rainy day pull day ✅
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Rainy day pull day ✅
Tidus when people ask where he’s from and he stops himself from saying “Zanarkand” so he doesn’t sound like a blasphemer:
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Tidus when people ask where he’s from and he stops himself from saying “Zanarkand” so he doesn’t sound like a blasphemer:
How big are you?
5’5” / 165 cm
150 lbs / 68 kg
5’5” / 165 cm
150 lbs / 68 kg
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
How big are you?
5’5” / 165 cm
150 lbs / 68 kg
5’5” / 165 cm
150 lbs / 68 kg
When uncut Italian oomf Venmo’s me money for drinks at the bar:
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When uncut Italian oomf Venmo’s me money for drinks at the bar:
Me: sometimes I wonder what turn my life would have taken if I actually enlisted
My man: you probably would’ve found yourself some hunky Navy guy
Me: I DID find myself a hunky Navy guy
Man:
My man: you probably would’ve found yourself some hunky Navy guy
Me: I DID find myself a hunky Navy guy
Man:
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Me: sometimes I wonder what turn my life would have taken if I actually enlisted
My man: you probably would’ve found yourself some hunky Navy guy
Me: I DID find myself a hunky Navy guy
Man:
My man: you probably would’ve found yourself some hunky Navy guy
Me: I DID find myself a hunky Navy guy
Man:
Painting! In the Bathroom
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Painting! In the Bathroom
Love when Hevy oomf’s workout volume is a strange number with a whimsical little decimal, like what plates did you use to lift 10573.2 lbs
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Love when Hevy oomf’s workout volume is a strange number with a whimsical little decimal, like what plates did you use to lift 10573.2 lbs
If your sinigang isn’t so spicy and sour it makes you look like Renee Zellweger smiling it’s not spicy or sour enough
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If your sinigang isn’t so spicy and sour it makes you look like Renee Zellweger smiling it’s not spicy or sour enough
A rain storm is coming tomorrow and I along with every auntie in the checkout lines at Seafood City was buying shit to make sinigang
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A rain storm is coming tomorrow and I along with every auntie in the checkout lines at Seafood City was buying shit to make sinigang
Me after I finish working out:
Just made some seasoned meat who wants some
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Me after I finish working out:
Calling men who prefer uncut turtle fuckers from now on
oh lord here we go with the turtle fuckers
[looks around inconspicuously]
...so you think he's a top or a bottom
[looks around inconspicuously]
...so you think he's a top or a bottom
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Calling men who prefer uncut turtle fuckers from now on
The relief you feel when you almost follow a MAGA gay and a Barb gay but realize just in time are the same and no I will not explain
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The relief you feel when you almost follow a MAGA gay and a Barb gay but realize just in time are the same and no I will not explain
Oomf said of all the guys doing this I was the only one who gave Blastoise a slutty chain
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Oomf said of all the guys doing this I was the only one who gave Blastoise a slutty chain
Was recommended a news article about how Brittany Mahomes and Taylor Swift staying friends despite one clearly being a white supremacist and one is allegedly not so I reported it to Apple as hate speech
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Was recommended a news article about how Brittany Mahomes and Taylor Swift staying friends despite one clearly being a white supremacist and one is allegedly not so I reported it to Apple as hate speech
Actually I just trimmed back my guava and calamansi trees and I have three days of vacation left so if it’s okay I’m gonna go back to laying with my gooch out
I’ve been on PTO for the past week and a half and the most productive thing I’ve done in the past 10 days is give myself a second eyebrow slit
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Actually I just trimmed back my guava and calamansi trees and I have three days of vacation left so if it’s okay I’m gonna go back to laying with my gooch out
The random AAVE??? 😭😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The random AAVE??? 😭😭😭
Me when he’s uncut and been in the sun a little too long:
Burnt Cheez-Its for lunch? Don’t mind if do.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Me when he’s uncut and been in the sun a little too long: