Honestly my biggest controversial food take: I wish I could get all my daily nutrients from like photosynthesis or something instead of having to eat

Listen am I not going to eat all day and then the first thing I put into my body are some tinned sardines and I wonder why I feel a little bad after? Yeah.

oh my gash let's manicurefest this into SPACE! FROM UR MOUTH TO LORNE MICHAELS EARS!

Guys, I’m calling my posts on here “peeps”. I’m gonna be peeping all over the place.

i knidded this

Big plastic might make me disappear without a trace for saying this but why are we still putting food that’s expires in weeks in packaging that takes hundreds of years to decompose? The packaging should break down shortly after the food! Surely it’s possible to engineer this.

I’m a ball of nerves, let me put on my breaching whale compilation

Mmmm just right on this coffee cake!

The crunchiest thing in a salad should NOT be the lettuce. This is the key.

yeah my moms a feminist (first wave)