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Eliza
@elizamelrose.bsky.social
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https://through-the-valley.carrd.co/
F*CK 'EM.
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ABOLISH MEN
Sometimes it feel like having curly hair requires a PhD
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I love dinosaurs so much
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
IM SO EXCITED FOR PERCY JACKSON SEASON 2
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Something so special about being in Cincinnati and watching jd vance’s brother lose the mayoral election
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I need Robert to win that damn trophy
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
NEW YORK CITY I AM PROUD OF YOU
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
In another life I’d be an mlb WAG, putting on cute outfits, going to baseball games, and wearing my husband’s jersey

But for now I’m a preschool teacher
✌🏻😔✌🏻
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Who went home tonight on dwts
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I JUST SAW PIERCE THE VEIL
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I SEE PIERCE THE VEIL FOR THE FIRST TIME TOMORROW
October 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If I ever apply for a PhD please just throw me in a psych ward and don’t let me out
October 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Watching edits of my favorite baseball player instead of working on my lesson plan
October 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Cincinnati bengals, fire the entire coaching staff and don’t pay anyone on the defense a single penny until they get their shit together.
October 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Close enough welcome back Neal Caffrey
In a minutes-long strike Sunday inside the Louvre, thieves rode a basket lift to the museum, forced a window into the Galerie d’Apollon — while tourists pressed shoulder-to-shoulder in the corridors — smashed display cases and fled with Napoleonic jewels, officials said.
https://to.pbs.org/47ojwhA
Crown jewels stolen from Louvre in '4-minute operation' by thieves in broad daylight
In a minutes-long strike Sunday, thieves rode a basket lift to the Louvre, forced a window into the Galerie d’Apollon — while tourists pressed shoulder-to-shoulder in the corridors — smashed display c...
www.pbs.org
October 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I am home
I want to go HOME
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I want to go HOME
October 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
All I ever did was consider you
October 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If I saw him I’d hit him with my car tbh
Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
NACHO FRIES ARE BACK
October 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Guys I don’t want to jinx anything but I think my frontal lobe just might be fully developed
October 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I want a boyfriend but I do NOT want to go on dates🥴
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I hate myself the most when I make a grammatical error I SWEAR I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TWO TOO AND TO IT WAS JUST A TYPO
October 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Just ordered Wendy’s cheese fries and ready for watch hockey the rest of the night
October 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The men on love is blind get more annoying every season
October 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It’s Noah Kahan’s entire discography on repeat season
October 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM