Ridiculous how much of a picky eater my turtle is. Refused to eat for days because we didn’t want to buy out of season strawberries. Finally did and he gave in immediately

5 is an honorary even number

Every day around 9:30pm I turn completely evil. Irritable,negative, and high chance of leaving aggro comments on people’s posts. They deserve that part but what’s up w me?

Have people started posting dingaling on this app yet and or is it allowed

Forgot how unstoppable classic OW Bastion is on some maps. Just sittin there, back against the wall, thumb up his ass, healing himself and spraying the enemy team. Love to play/hate to play against

Fuck this guy

He do be contributing to wins big time doe

Thinking about trying to find porn using the browser on my DSi and not knowing what a gif was yet so I searched stuff like “dick moving picture”

I want this so bad but I feel like there’s a contract to prevent Paul from taking any real damage 😔

How long is it acceptable to be sad