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Spudfella
@spudfella.bsky.social
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Amateur nobody. He/They. I like dogs and food and do words good.
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WHO WANTS TO SEE MY SOUP
Honeynut squash soup garnished with a sprig of rosemary, served with crusty bread A simmering post of honeynut squash soup as a mix of cropped sage, rosemary, and white pepper is stirred in Me adding bacon to the soup on the stove. My face is also present. I look pretty stoked.
September 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Thinking about him
Movie poster for the 1978 exploitation film, MR. NO LEGS. Taglines, from top to bottom: THE COPS WANT TO GET HIM THE MOB WANTS TO HIT HIM BUT NO OE WANTS TO MEET HIM FACE TO FACE The Amazing MR. NO LEGS You've never seen anyone like him! Don't cross him, or he'll cut you down to size Startting Richard Jaeckel, Ron Slinker, Ted Vollrath, Lloyd Bochner, John Agar Joie Chitwood and the Danger Angels Rated R We see: A double amputee in a wheelchair with shotguns built into the armrests, one of which is firing. A shot of a man pointing a gun off screen A police car crashing into some shmutz I wish I could do it greater justice.
September 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I'll be here when she's ready
August 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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In Jonah Tong's first AAA start with Syracuse, his 7th potential K through 4 innings of one hit ball was overturned when a sinker low in the zone was found to be just a tenth of an inch off.

Millimeters.
Image showing simulated baseball outside the strike zone by 0.1" inches, call overturned, with the count going to One and Two
August 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Stack of pancakes
Photograph of a plated stack of pancakes with an extremely generous pat of melting butter.
August 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Levi from Scavengers Reign
A bulbous robot, metallic gray with yellow plating on the forearms and headcap. They're offering a seed to an insect that is flying in front of them. Imagine a large egg shaped head with large spherical shoulders that support thin, spindly limbs. The right hand has three "fingers" and the left hand is a larger, two pronged claw.
August 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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The death flower from Scavengers Reign. Stem with three leaves leading to a bulb surrounded by four long, narrow white petals. Two tall stamen extend vertically from the center of the bulb, they look like sperm (I promise this is a lovely flower)
August 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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An ampersand. Extremely hard to describe if you've never seen one before and aren't used to imagining things spatially. It represents the word "And," and is written with a single penstroke that loops back over itself in a figure eight motion that breaks off just before the loop is closed.
August 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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I need to talk to the food photographer who took this photo and ask them to explain to me how they think a hot dog is supposed to look.
The hot dog from the Checkers & Rally's menu. It is on its side, floating on a checkered napkin in a white void. The dog itself is bare. Naked. A nude pup, but lubed up on top and bottom is ketchup and mustard, respectively. Two thin lines of condiments while the bun is, again, on its side. If I saw someone plate their hot dog like this I would immediately shoot them because, filthy deceiver, you have been found out to be not of my flesh, not of my creed, undress yourself from the bones of my people and reveal your true form so that I may vanquish you in the righteous name of my God.
August 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Bayeux-style tapestry of a two man band singing to three dancing lads beneath the words: CRAWLING IN MINE FKIN THING WOUNDF THEY DOTH NOT HYEL
July 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Hmmmmmm
Quote from article, "We may not have an explanation for why crime commission is so unequal among New Yorkers of different races."
July 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I know we're in a country taken over by fascism but I have something more important going on.

Somehow, the pizza place FORGOT TO PUT CHEESE ON MY PIZZA. And yet they remembered to add pepperoni. How did this happen.
A pepperoni pizza without cheese. No cheese at all. Just sauce and pepperoni.
July 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer (from King of the Hill) in an M1 Abrams tank
May 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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OSI profile of Herr Trigger from The Venture Bros
May 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This is the one true perfect example of masculinity someone tell those weirdos on fox news in this essay I will —
Gustave H. from the film, The Grand Budapest Hotel. A hotel concierge in an exquisite purple blazer and scarlet bow tie. His hair is immaculately swooped, his mustache impeccable. It's Ralph Fiennes looking as handsome as a human being can possibly be.
May 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Quick question for both of you what is the best car in the game and why is it the Colby Butte
An orange car with dark gray, almost black plastic accents and mud guards. Imagine if a coupe was given offroad capability and had a truck bed in the back and a row of lights on top, and also a roll cage and fat tires.
April 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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A 2008 reader AMA with sabermetrician Bill James yields a poignant answer to a question about analytics spoiling the "spirit" of baseball
A: Does looking at a pretty woman prevent one from experiencing love? Life is complicated. Your efforts to compartmentalize it are lame and useless.
April 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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fucked up deer
Jar Jar Binks Oh man, if you're blind I'm sincerely sorry to describe Jar Jar Binks to you. Imagine putting stalk eyes on a guy who inherited a gas station in the Deep South and the chemical fumes have stripped every follicle from his skin. Now render him in 90s era CGI. This is a beloved character from a trillion dollar franchise.
March 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan holding a cigarette and unleashing a speech bubble in the street
March 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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How can you not be romantic about baseball
Text on image: Official statement from Dillon T. Pickle and the Portland Pickles regarding Disney's new series, "Win or Lose." Dillon T. Pickles, a mascot with a pickle shaped head (complete with bumps), is looking at something out of frame. He is in color (green) on a black and white background.
February 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Next time you brag about getting through No-Nut November remember that Hooters went 41 YEARS before finally busting.
Article Headline: Hooters in Talks to Prepare a Bankruptcy Filing in Coming Months Bullets: Restaurant chain working with Ropes & Gray to ready a plan. Company has been working to address debt load, liquidity. Picture of outside signage of a Hooters restaurant.
February 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Avowed 10/10
A banner in the video game Avowed. It has been vandalized so that the symbol of a scepter is given balls and those balls are going deep in the king.
February 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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If only there was some sort of legal expert qualified enough to determine what a legitimate executive power is.
Some bullshit from JD Vance, followed by, "Judges aren't allowed to control the executive's legitimate power."
February 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Hear me out
humanoid vegetables just chillin
January 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Just wrapped up transcribing some body-cam footage today. Don't make the same mistake this guy did; don't let police in your home without a warrant, and don't talk to them without a lawyer present.
Portion of a transcript from Officer Goobs' body-cam footage* OFFICER GOOBS: So, you think the Orioles have a shot at the division this year? THE WITNESS: Villains, dissemble no more. I admit the deed. Tear up the planks -- here, here -- it is the beating of his hideous heart. OFFICER JONES: What. *This is a joke and not real
January 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM