Also: what is GNU? It's a Terry Pratchett invention, and one that I felt ought to include the great Tom Lehrer.
www.gnuterrypratchett.com

It also occurs to me I should've posted something similar when I was let go from BOOM! Better late than never, I guess. Still teaching me stuff when we're not even working together anymore ;P

The kittens have now read Dune. They also watched the Barbie movie and DND movie.

picking something that I didn't want to actively listen to myself was surprisingly difficult. Cause... you know, I'm gonna be asleep for most of it. Ended up picking something I've already read instead of something I have no interest in.

I've been hiding the kitten in a hand embroidered, sequined purse that a friend gave me, but the zipper keeps busting open

The pope is pregnant. She's also Melanie Lynsky's character from Ever After. When the baby is full-term, they do a c-section, only the incision becomes a horrific maw and there is a demon in there, not a baby. I am still concerned about the kitten and have to find a foster who can handle ringworm.

Do you enjoy cool trends such as ‘hospitals’ and ‘coverage for pregnant people’ and ‘disabled people existing’? Call your reps.

The security guy who works at the parking lot they live in says there are 3 kittens total, not 2 like we thought. So there's still one at large (at tiny).

We caught kitten #2! It turns out that the ideal bait for kittens is kittens.

I'm a bit confused about what's going on with this particular trap (there are 3 total), because this is the second time it's caught a cat when I was SURE I hadn't left it set, but since this time it's a cat I was trying to catch I'll take it!

Last night I saw this kitten sniffing around the trap, and then when they saw me they tried to scramble into that pipe, then realized it's not actually hollow all the way thru and/or they're getting too big to fit. I almost coulda grabbed 'em then, but I'm SO excited they finally fell for my tricks