Darra Sprite
@sprite4breakfast.bsky.social
I'm just a child with a drinking permit.
Pinned
Wonder if I can get Britney Spears to follow this account.
How is there not an ABDL clothing brand called Angelica's Secret?
August 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
How is there not an ABDL clothing brand called Angelica's Secret?
Currently have the Mayor Quimby voting song stuck in my head. It definitely isn't his fault that the stadium collapsed.
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them says " this stupid country "
ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them says " this stupid country "
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June 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Currently have the Mayor Quimby voting song stuck in my head. It definitely isn't his fault that the stadium collapsed.
I've done drug deals less shady than buying dips off marketplace.
June 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I've done drug deals less shady than buying dips off marketplace.
When leaving the bar:
Friend: Send me a booty pic so I know that ass is home safe!
Me, wearing a soaked Potty Pants Dip: Um... how bout just a text?
Friend: Send me a booty pic so I know that ass is home safe!
Me, wearing a soaked Potty Pants Dip: Um... how bout just a text?
June 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
When leaving the bar:
Friend: Send me a booty pic so I know that ass is home safe!
Me, wearing a soaked Potty Pants Dip: Um... how bout just a text?
Friend: Send me a booty pic so I know that ass is home safe!
Me, wearing a soaked Potty Pants Dip: Um... how bout just a text?
What Friday the 13th body modification should I do? New tattoo or nose piercing?
June 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What Friday the 13th body modification should I do? New tattoo or nose piercing?
My pants were less of a mess than work this morning.
a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
ALT: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
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June 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My pants were less of a mess than work this morning.
Update from a while ago: wearing to work isn't that exciting, but at least I have more cushion now.
June 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Update from a while ago: wearing to work isn't that exciting, but at least I have more cushion now.
Sneezing fit: 1
My pants: 0.
My pants: 0.
June 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sneezing fit: 1
My pants: 0.
My pants: 0.
Woke up early on a Saturday, folded laundry, put stuff away, brought the trash to the dumpster... fuck, did I just become an adult?
June 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Woke up early on a Saturday, folded laundry, put stuff away, brought the trash to the dumpster... fuck, did I just become an adult?
It was a super stormy morning, hence why my bed is wet. Ignore the fact that all my windows were shut.
June 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It was a super stormy morning, hence why my bed is wet. Ignore the fact that all my windows were shut.
7 weeks til Mama has to keep me from stripping at the Kesha concert to "Take It Off"!
June 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
7 weeks til Mama has to keep me from stripping at the Kesha concert to "Take It Off"!
FRIEND: You doing okay?
ME: Yeah, did some retail therapy.
FRIEND: Oh? Anything good?
ME: (thinks about 3 cases of dips) Just some new clothes.
ME: Yeah, did some retail therapy.
FRIEND: Oh? Anything good?
ME: (thinks about 3 cases of dips) Just some new clothes.
June 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
FRIEND: You doing okay?
ME: Yeah, did some retail therapy.
FRIEND: Oh? Anything good?
ME: (thinks about 3 cases of dips) Just some new clothes.
ME: Yeah, did some retail therapy.
FRIEND: Oh? Anything good?
ME: (thinks about 3 cases of dips) Just some new clothes.
Rarely have I seen such a perfect post.
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Rarely have I seen such a perfect post.
Before He Cheats is the white girl karaoke anthem. That is all.
December 29, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Before He Cheats is the white girl karaoke anthem. That is all.
Happy Britney Spears Birthday to those who celebrate.
a picture of britney spears with the words #supportbritney behind her
ALT: a picture of britney spears with the words #supportbritney behind her
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December 2, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Happy Britney Spears Birthday to those who celebrate.
Does anyone else sniff Tabasco/buffalo sauce when they have a stuffy nose or is that just a restaurant life hack?
November 26, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Does anyone else sniff Tabasco/buffalo sauce when they have a stuffy nose or is that just a restaurant life hack?
Goddammit being 40 is really gonna make me a full time wearer, every cough and sneeze is a risk.
November 24, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Goddammit being 40 is really gonna make me a full time wearer, every cough and sneeze is a risk.
Open up social media. See clip of adult entertainment video I shot 6 years ago. Sign off social media.
November 22, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Open up social media. See clip of adult entertainment video I shot 6 years ago. Sign off social media.
The most adult I've ever felt in life, being gifted a frozen turkey from work.
November 21, 2024 at 9:50 PM
The most adult I've ever felt in life, being gifted a frozen turkey from work.
All I need for today is an old fashioned and a diaper pat.
November 21, 2024 at 8:50 PM
All I need for today is an old fashioned and a diaper pat.
Corporate world is a joke. I've been done with work for about 3 hours. Still have 4 hours left on my shift. Gonna start wearing to work just to keep it interesting.
November 19, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Corporate world is a joke. I've been done with work for about 3 hours. Still have 4 hours left on my shift. Gonna start wearing to work just to keep it interesting.
Wear to bed after night of drinking? Wake up dry. Go to bed early and not wear? Wake up and change the sheets. Make it make sense. 🙄
November 17, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Wear to bed after night of drinking? Wake up dry. Go to bed early and not wear? Wake up and change the sheets. Make it make sense. 🙄
My favorite part of this platform so far was finding someone from the community I loathe with all of my soul and blocking them again. I feel refreshed.
November 16, 2024 at 4:24 AM
My favorite part of this platform so far was finding someone from the community I loathe with all of my soul and blocking them again. I feel refreshed.
Wonder if I can get Britney Spears to follow this account.
November 15, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Wonder if I can get Britney Spears to follow this account.