Sprakling Twit
@spraklingtwit.bsky.social
Live in a pot, deface currency
visit pagliacci
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
visit pagliacci
please, I'm just trying to go to work, not fucking Narnia
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
please, I'm just trying to go to work, not fucking Narnia
Trump: After eight months, I have decided to stop stabbing you with this knife
Trump supporters: thank you, sir 🫡
Trump supporters: thank you, sir 🫡
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Trump: After eight months, I have decided to stop stabbing you with this knife
Trump supporters: thank you, sir 🫡
Trump supporters: thank you, sir 🫡
this sounds like something the crowd would start chanting at a Trump rally
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
this sounds like something the crowd would start chanting at a Trump rally
this is a drill tweet
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
this is a drill tweet
oh look, I found your mom's favorite hard candy
October 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
oh look, I found your mom's favorite hard candy
I bet this dude has a mondo weenie
October 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I bet this dude has a mondo weenie
why the fuck does it even go that low
October 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
why the fuck does it even go that low
the tourist vibes I aspire to
October 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
the tourist vibes I aspire to
I went to the cuddle pub and everyone knew you
October 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I went to the cuddle pub and everyone knew you
this should be the universal symbol for unisex bathrooms
October 2, 2025 at 10:16 AM
this should be the universal symbol for unisex bathrooms
it's just...so beautiful
September 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
it's just...so beautiful
struggling to decide if I want to conduct my studies in the bone building or the royal school of mines
September 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
struggling to decide if I want to conduct my studies in the bone building or the royal school of mines
on the other hand, everyone here was asking where you were
September 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
on the other hand, everyone here was asking where you were
introduced as WHAT
September 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
introduced as WHAT
not to be an unhinged conspiracy theorist but anyone who is actually anti-ICE is FAR more likely to have written "fuck ICE" in their hastily scribbled inkpen manifesto
September 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
not to be an unhinged conspiracy theorist but anyone who is actually anti-ICE is FAR more likely to have written "fuck ICE" in their hastily scribbled inkpen manifesto
mfw I want to do discourse but I probably shouldn't do discourse
September 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
mfw I want to do discourse but I probably shouldn't do discourse
this is getting out of hand
August 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
this is getting out of hand
buzzball 2.0 just dropped
August 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
buzzball 2.0 just dropped
what the fuck is happening at this Wendy's
August 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
what the fuck is happening at this Wendy's
this is the only decoration I want for my next birthday
August 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
this is the only decoration I want for my next birthday
god on the sixth day be like
August 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
god on the sixth day be like
if I ever go silent for more than a week, you can always find me at
July 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
if I ever go silent for more than a week, you can always find me at
