Sprakling Twit
@spraklingtwit.bsky.social
Live in a pot, deface currency
you love mamdani
I love domme mommies
we're not...shit, wait, we probably are the same, actually
I love domme mommies
we're not...shit, wait, we probably are the same, actually
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
you love mamdani
I love domme mommies
we're not...shit, wait, we probably are the same, actually
I love domme mommies
we're not...shit, wait, we probably are the same, actually
I need the teacher from Whiplash to come out before every metal concert I attend to show these nerds how to clap in time
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I need the teacher from Whiplash to come out before every metal concert I attend to show these nerds how to clap in time
not only did I do karaoke 100% sober last night, I was the only person of the night to get a standing ovation from a room full of 60 people
I am becoming unstoppable
I am becoming unstoppable
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
not only did I do karaoke 100% sober last night, I was the only person of the night to get a standing ovation from a room full of 60 people
I am becoming unstoppable
I am becoming unstoppable
me whenever I finish my current caffeinated beverage
a man says i want more and i know i shouldn t
ALT: a man says i want more and i know i shouldn t
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
me whenever I finish my current caffeinated beverage
visit pagliacci
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
visit pagliacci
please, I'm just trying to go to work, not fucking Narnia
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
please, I'm just trying to go to work, not fucking Narnia
Trump: After eight months, I have decided to stop stabbing you with this knife
Trump supporters: thank you, sir 🫡
Trump supporters: thank you, sir 🫡
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Trump: After eight months, I have decided to stop stabbing you with this knife
Trump supporters: thank you, sir 🫡
Trump supporters: thank you, sir 🫡
how I feel after telling people with anxiety to just chill out
a man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing headphones and a black shirt .
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing headphones and a black shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
how I feel after telling people with anxiety to just chill out
in the cave, straight up "sporin' it" and by it, let's just say, ha ha
mycelium
mycelium
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
in the cave, straight up "sporin' it" and by it, let's just say, ha ha
mycelium
mycelium
this sounds like something the crowd would start chanting at a Trump rally
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
this sounds like something the crowd would start chanting at a Trump rally
the initial batch has arrived and none of you are ready for it
one like and I become a cardigan guy for the winter
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
the initial batch has arrived and none of you are ready for it
misgendered? oh, is there a Mr. Gendered?
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
misgendered? oh, is there a Mr. Gendered?
it's so sad that dick cheney died of ligma
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
it's so sad that dick cheney died of ligma
one like and I become a cardigan guy for the winter
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
one like and I become a cardigan guy for the winter
oh you're a leftist? name three annoying leftists, then
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
oh you're a leftist? name three annoying leftists, then
I would like to recognize Einstein Bros for revolutionizing the fast casual bagel industry
Through what I can only assume is an incredible feat of science, they have managed to remove even the concept of flavor from their food
Through what I can only assume is an incredible feat of science, they have managed to remove even the concept of flavor from their food
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I would like to recognize Einstein Bros for revolutionizing the fast casual bagel industry
Through what I can only assume is an incredible feat of science, they have managed to remove even the concept of flavor from their food
Through what I can only assume is an incredible feat of science, they have managed to remove even the concept of flavor from their food
I wish I loved anything as much as ChatGPT loves em dashes
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I wish I loved anything as much as ChatGPT loves em dashes
this is a drill tweet
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
this is a drill tweet
my waffle cone just snapped in half when I went in for a second bite of ice cream and I fear I may never trust again
October 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
my waffle cone just snapped in half when I went in for a second bite of ice cream and I fear I may never trust again
I am definitely NOT graham platner by the way
frantically googling "how to make all my friends sign NDAs that cover the last 15 years"
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I am definitely NOT graham platner by the way
Reposted by Sprakling Twit
Always thought it was sad that Ayn Rand—one of the most successful authors of children's fantasy books of all time—had little enough saved in the bank in her old age that she had to rely on public assistance until her death, but I'm glad it was there for her.
October 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Always thought it was sad that Ayn Rand—one of the most successful authors of children's fantasy books of all time—had little enough saved in the bank in her old age that she had to rely on public assistance until her death, but I'm glad it was there for her.
frantically googling "how to make all my friends sign NDAs that cover the last 15 years"
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
frantically googling "how to make all my friends sign NDAs that cover the last 15 years"
oh look, I found your mom's favorite hard candy
October 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
oh look, I found your mom's favorite hard candy
jk rowling naming irish characters like "this is potat o'famine"
October 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
jk rowling naming irish characters like "this is potat o'famine"