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not smarter than 5 gay rats
just got a game fly commercial in 2025
February 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
worked out for the first time since the last time I worked out. can I get an amen
February 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
old people should be banned from any drive thru ever
February 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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i love balatro and i love minecraft and i love lesbians
February 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
they should make a world that isn't fucking depressing
January 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
gay mens' weakness is also anime women
January 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
they should invent shoes you can stand in for thirty years without your feet hurting
January 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
they should make cars with dimmer lights
January 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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obsessed with this raccoon finding out how cotton candy works
January 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Costco heavenly hunks my beloved
January 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
manager who just had you work two weeks in a row because we're short staffed: hey, can you come in tomorrow?
January 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
met someone who unironically uses golly gee
January 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
she beasts on my elden till I ring
January 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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if you can’t handle me at my worst, yeah alright that’s fair I get pretty bad
January 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
we love lunch (says someone that cannot afford lunch)
January 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Two days into 2025…
January 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
telling people you don't smoke is like the most embarrassing thing ever
January 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
who is funding all the milf movies and why
December 28, 2024 at 5:56 AM
need someone normal to like me
December 27, 2024 at 9:01 AM
need Hozier to keep Hoziering
December 24, 2024 at 11:43 AM
god's sleepiest soldier
December 24, 2024 at 9:10 AM
grandma's going to sue the pants off of Santa
December 24, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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they should make an airport pickup experience that doesn’t feel like your last moments on earth
December 24, 2024 at 4:34 AM
internet should be easier to set up like why doesn't it work
December 24, 2024 at 7:16 AM
i don't think solar engines are going to work
December 24, 2024 at 6:23 AM