SpookyTeapot
spookyteapot.bsky.social
SpookyTeapot
@spookyteapot.bsky.social
teapot of spookiness. 0.666x engineer. noisy mirror. Huge galactic center energy http://pronoun.is/he
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I reminded one person of this using this helpful image (which I think is from last year.
July 14, 2024 at 5:10 PM
This is how you should business.
I expensed my cab ride home. I'm tired so I put "korea coup" down in the expense code field.
December 4, 2024 at 2:57 AM
This is still true.
December 3, 2024 at 12:18 AM
I thought I was closer to 500K. But this is pretty nice.
September 16, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Happy birthday to the stasiest @slaypussyhat.gay on Al Gore's Internet!
August 2, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Be the gay cowboy you want to see in your community.
i live in the yeehaw zone of canada and for a while i’ve been like “where the fuck are the gay cowboys around here” but i’ve come to realize I am the gay cowboy around here.
July 14, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I don't even have my own sleep schedule memorized. 🫠
u don’t have your friends sleep schedules memorized?
February 28, 2024 at 9:25 AM
borgerville dot com
borgerville dot com
borgerville dot com
February 18, 2024 at 12:42 AM
💯 This! We will always call them skeets!!
I will never stop calling them skeets

go back to your 5-over-1 and leave me alone
February 7, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Me realizing I'm a Bluesky elder
February 7, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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anyways… post your favorite baby animal.

FENNEC FOX
February 3, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Post your favorite baby animal

Baby beavers!!
February 3, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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jesus must’ve had crazy rizz if we have a whole holiday just to say
“he is rizzen”
January 12, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Urgent Care scented candle
thrift store scented candle
January 10, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Happy new year to my fellow skeeters. Love y'all's weird behavior and goofing around on here.
January 1, 2024 at 8:02 AM
i look like this btw. if you care.
December 21, 2023 at 1:30 AM
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hello, good morning

i just witnessed someone use the acronym “bdsm” to mean “business development, sales, and marketing” and i have never been so glad to have my camera off
December 12, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Idk why, but I've been getting stressed the last week or so when I come on bsky. I miss being a dork on here, but I'm low on spoons.
December 8, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
December 6, 2023 at 3:39 AM
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If I see you break this out I'm getting the fuck out of your house
November 20, 2023 at 12:09 AM
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if you can’t beat it
at least you can fuck it
November 19, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Last saved celebrity is your therapist.

This is the Way.
November 19, 2023 at 2:52 AM
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What if changing your pfp constantly was the equivalent of nuking accounts and making new ones over and over again?

Anyways what I’m saying is I think I’m overdue for a pfp change
November 17, 2023 at 8:10 AM
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It's the closest I get to hot. Like an apartment water heater that doesn't get quite hot, but can still fill the bathtub. 😂
November 15, 2023 at 6:43 AM
It's Halloween, so we're posting vampire thirst traps on main.
October 31, 2023 at 9:19 PM