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The Royal Cumslut
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🔞ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTERS HERE🔞
like you have no idea how much i crave being a REALLY good helmsman but like
im an Ensign so everyone on the bridge outranks me
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
*WAGWAGWAGWGAWGAWGAGWGSGWGSGWGAGWGWGAGAGWG*
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
my wife just did that i think i can manifest things if i ask for it hard enough
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
hhhhh hhhhiihi hi
December 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
merry christmas to you too
im sorry things have been rough, Luna
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
That’s the fun part.
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
“Yes ma’am I was just taking a look at your toilet for a moment, it will take a while but it’s fixable”

“Yeah I did find a couple of skulls and a lot of bones in that pile….Don’t worry about all that weird white goopy stuff that’s around it…”
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
you’ll find it grinding you into the mattress if you keep being this irresistibly cute
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
it glows in the dark if you force feed it enough cum
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
👉👈
*cums*
👉👈
*cums*
👉👈
*cums*
December 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
i like getting bullied as fuck i think 👈👉
December 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
listen you don’t know if Navi isn’t paranoid about that too
December 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
the mood rn is to be marked by a woman that pisses WAY too much
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
and i’m just kind of struggling to see the appeal i suppose
December 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i’m not normal
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM