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The Royal Cumslut
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🔞ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTERS HERE🔞
Pinned
this account is meant for close friends, so until Bluesky adds account locking, my only resource is to block anyone else

im sorry, nothing personal
need a woman who to be my captain and runs a really tight ship to praise me for doing good
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
i think they should assign one (1) me (kobold) to every trans girl who just got on prog and is now some sort of eldritch horny beast

just let me at them
let me at them. ill help. LET ME AT THEM.
December 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
w
would you like
maybe kiss a kobold
and
and call it good
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
this is the account where i go to not be normal about Scat

because I love preds who reduce people’s entire life experiences into one hell of an inconvenience for their plumbers

also hoping i’m said plumber
we have No Nut November and in that vein, i’d like to introduce

S’alotta Shit September
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
we have No Nut November and in that vein, i’d like to introduce

S’alotta Shit September
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
adopt a kobold today
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
i like getting praise i think 👉👈
December 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
PISS~
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
women older than me will never not make me insanely horny
December 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
i try to keep a pretty open mind for kinks and i understand that some things are just not for me

but also at the same time every time i see anything new world order related its just racism or transphobia repackaged
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
why i like incest?

girl i never heard my mom say “I love you” give me a break

IM TRYING HERE
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
the kobold yearns for being little
December 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Her shoving your head close to her nipple prompting you to suck it before she begins growing

Suddenly the small little thing that you’d kiss so gently is large enough that you have trouble fitting it in your mouth~
WOMEN WHO ARE LARGE AND GET EVEN LARGER PROMPTED OR UNPROMPTED
December 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Woman who is a giant, ravenous beast
The kind of monster who can literally instill fear on people just by mentioning her name
She is brutal, fierce and fearless

But to you? She's just your sweet ol mom <3
December 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
6 month anniversary of work so a fun list:
debuffs i counted so far

- permanent lack of energy for hobbies
- permanent sleepy
- can't really walk well because soles of feet hurt all the time
- permanent sore
(ties into 3)
- can't really walk down or specially upstairs
- get sick all the time
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Day 27. Beast
going back to my roots, when i was a tween my sketchbooks were full of werewolves with huge boobies 🤭

#kinktober #nsfwfurry #werewolf #kinktoberart #kinktober2025 #teratophilia #monsterfucker
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
need to be snuggled in tits huge enough to engulf my entire body and trapped and teased and it feels so good to have someone squirming in there and they just wanna keep me there forever
December 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i know you came here just to read this, Robin
im always one step ahead

i always
come back
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
this is the little freak profile where i will occasionally post about my little freak stuff
December 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
it felt just like when mommy fills my balls up with her own load 🥰
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Good luck getting up, dude.

Commission <3
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Hardly appropriate office attire, but clearly Barb likes it 🤷
December 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
mom tits mom tits
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
mildly venty but here goes:

i think that something i realized about moving and getting a full time job and all that stuff is that i personally feel like there is a disconnect now between me and my ability to explore my sexuality and desires and kinks

cause i just can’t really do it!
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I DONT MNOW WHY IM SO HORNY A
December 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM