He knew many architectural features that some would consider... unnatural

He thinks he's Achilles but is really Ajax the Lesser

The arc of history is long but bends towards savage burns

We went on one date in high school but have been friends ever since, and though I am happily married my lovely ADHD wife does not really "clean" per se which makes me miss her sometimes

We replaced a (very old) carbon monoxide detector recently that had a backup battery in it that was very weak, so it emitted this creepy soft wail that seemed to come from everywhere and nowhere. So yes, haunted.

Marines think it's a joke about how the Navy is soft lol

Is that a bespoke full body condom