Dave "The David" McIntyre
@spoobnooble.bsky.social
Urban hermit, working stiff, occassional teller of witty jokes (strictly amateur), and terminally Canadian.
New Tinder profile just dropped:
September 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
New Tinder profile just dropped:
Okay, this was a clever one:
June 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Okay, this was a clever one:
♬ ...IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET... ♬
February 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
♬ ...IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET... ♬
I'm being a jerk at work today.
January 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm being a jerk at work today.
Copy/posting for anyone who might need this (yes, I'm not American, but this shit is going to affect people around the world)
November 17, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Copy/posting for anyone who might need this (yes, I'm not American, but this shit is going to affect people around the world)
I cooked this bad-ass beef stew, but only as a vessel for calabrese bread. T'was good, my friends. T'was very, very GOOD!
June 29, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I cooked this bad-ass beef stew, but only as a vessel for calabrese bread. T'was good, my friends. T'was very, very GOOD!
Me when I post a silly joke online and it gets zero likes:
May 5, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Me when I post a silly joke online and it gets zero likes:
Men's room at The Village Idiot Pub in Toronto. Yes, ladies, that is the appropriate reaction. And thank you very much.
April 20, 2024 at 9:28 AM
Men's room at The Village Idiot Pub in Toronto. Yes, ladies, that is the appropriate reaction. And thank you very much.
Walk up to them while putting on sunglasses and pulling out a little silver flashlight, and see if they panic.
March 30, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Walk up to them while putting on sunglasses and pulling out a little silver flashlight, and see if they panic.
I really would like the Internet to stop doing this to me.
February 16, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I really would like the Internet to stop doing this to me.
Anyone who's hung around on the internet long enough knows this to be true.
December 26, 2023 at 10:38 AM
Anyone who's hung around on the internet long enough knows this to be true.
After 25+ years living in Toronto, I finally checked out Casa Loma. I passed by this place so many times, and I was long past due for a visit. Ostentatious, over-built and (as I learned from the travel guide summaries) over budget: it did not disappoint.
December 2, 2023 at 9:19 PM
After 25+ years living in Toronto, I finally checked out Casa Loma. I passed by this place so many times, and I was long past due for a visit. Ostentatious, over-built and (as I learned from the travel guide summaries) over budget: it did not disappoint.