Dave "The David" McIntyre
@spoobnooble.bsky.social
Urban hermit, working stiff, occassional teller of witty jokes (strictly amateur), and terminally Canadian.
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“Checks phone to relax”
🤷♂️ …there’s your first mistake.
🤷♂️ …there’s your first mistake.
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“Checks phone to relax”
🤷♂️ …there’s your first mistake.
🤷♂️ …there’s your first mistake.
A chili made without some beans (kidney beans, black beans etc.) is just meat sauce. A garnish, not a meal. No further questions, thank you.
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A chili made without some beans (kidney beans, black beans etc.) is just meat sauce. A garnish, not a meal. No further questions, thank you.
One day you wake up, and you realise there's a whole aisle of the pharmacy stocked with nothing but adult diapers. What mid-sixties sci-fi writer could have predicted this sort of future minor factoid?
October 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
One day you wake up, and you realise there's a whole aisle of the pharmacy stocked with nothing but adult diapers. What mid-sixties sci-fi writer could have predicted this sort of future minor factoid?
All these other people on the bus looking at their phones or talking on their video calls or nodding to the music on their headphones... and I'm just sitting in my seat here raw-dogging reality like a chump.
October 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
All these other people on the bus looking at their phones or talking on their video calls or nodding to the music on their headphones... and I'm just sitting in my seat here raw-dogging reality like a chump.
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Recently got to be the "Guy Who Knows About Music" in an IRL conversation for the first time. It's exhilarating. I can see why so many Classic Rock Snobs let it go to their heads...
September 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Recently got to be the "Guy Who Knows About Music" in an IRL conversation for the first time. It's exhilarating. I can see why so many Classic Rock Snobs let it go to their heads...
New Tinder profile just dropped:
September 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
New Tinder profile just dropped:
Life your life in a way that, when no one sees you in public for a few days, the entire Internet doesn't start speculating with hope and glee that you might be dead.
August 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Life your life in a way that, when no one sees you in public for a few days, the entire Internet doesn't start speculating with hope and glee that you might be dead.
Dropped a bar of soap in the shower and... it broke. Shattered like a china teacup. Never expected that to happen.
July 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Dropped a bar of soap in the shower and... it broke. Shattered like a china teacup. Never expected that to happen.
My haters be my waiters, because they be lined up around the dame block waiting for their turn to hate me.
June 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
My haters be my waiters, because they be lined up around the dame block waiting for their turn to hate me.
History moves slowly, at first, and then all at once. I'd prefer for now that history slow down just a bit.
June 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
History moves slowly, at first, and then all at once. I'd prefer for now that history slow down just a bit.
Memo To Self: if the burger ingredients include "habanero sauce," "jalapeno poppers" and "chipotle aloli", all on the same menu description, you might be in for a rougher dining experience than you had originally planned.
June 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Memo To Self: if the burger ingredients include "habanero sauce," "jalapeno poppers" and "chipotle aloli", all on the same menu description, you might be in for a rougher dining experience than you had originally planned.
Okay, this was a clever one:
June 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Okay, this was a clever one:
I was having a great day until I stupidly read a comment thread on a Taylor Tomlinson FB post, and one of the comments was "I love you're comedy" and, you know, I know I'm over-reacting, but I want an asteroid to wipe out all life on Earth, I swear to christ almighty...
May 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I was having a great day until I stupidly read a comment thread on a Taylor Tomlinson FB post, and one of the comments was "I love you're comedy" and, you know, I know I'm over-reacting, but I want an asteroid to wipe out all life on Earth, I swear to christ almighty...
RANDOM BSKY POST: Today in classic rock history...
ME: okay, Classic Rock. I like older rock stuff, sure. Go on.
RANDOM BSKY POST: ... Simple minds released their hit single 'Don't You (Forget About Me)'!
ME:
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ME: get off my lawn, you damn kids.
ME: okay, Classic Rock. I like older rock stuff, sure. Go on.
RANDOM BSKY POST: ... Simple minds released their hit single 'Don't You (Forget About Me)'!
ME:
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ME: get off my lawn, you damn kids.
May 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
RANDOM BSKY POST: Today in classic rock history...
ME: okay, Classic Rock. I like older rock stuff, sure. Go on.
RANDOM BSKY POST: ... Simple minds released their hit single 'Don't You (Forget About Me)'!
ME:
.
.
ME: get off my lawn, you damn kids.
ME: okay, Classic Rock. I like older rock stuff, sure. Go on.
RANDOM BSKY POST: ... Simple minds released their hit single 'Don't You (Forget About Me)'!
ME:
.
.
ME: get off my lawn, you damn kids.
I don't mind most city noises: car traffic, honking, periodic sirens. But the sound of a leaf-blower drives me absolutely crazy.
May 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I don't mind most city noises: car traffic, honking, periodic sirens. But the sound of a leaf-blower drives me absolutely crazy.
Okay, I've just heard audio clips of Robert F Kennedy speaking, and... who the hell buys this guy as America's legitimate Secretary of Health? He sounds like he's already on Death's doorstep, for crying out loud!
April 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Okay, I've just heard audio clips of Robert F Kennedy speaking, and... who the hell buys this guy as America's legitimate Secretary of Health? He sounds like he's already on Death's doorstep, for crying out loud!
Being GenX means getting excited over a Simpsons post and typing in more comments and favourites in ten minutes than you've posted online in the last month.
March 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Being GenX means getting excited over a Simpsons post and typing in more comments and favourites in ten minutes than you've posted online in the last month.
I know there was a time not long ago in my adult life where the phone would ring and I wouldn't yell out FOR F*&%$ SAKE WHAT NOW GODDAMMIT!!!
March 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I know there was a time not long ago in my adult life where the phone would ring and I wouldn't yell out FOR F*&%$ SAKE WHAT NOW GODDAMMIT!!!
Why did all the pubs I go to switch to serving breaded fries? I thought we all agreed it was a mistake the first time around.
February 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Why did all the pubs I go to switch to serving breaded fries? I thought we all agreed it was a mistake the first time around.
Nothing like seeing two Cybertrucks on city streets in the same day to make you feel like you're living in a deeply stupid dystopia.
February 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Nothing like seeing two Cybertrucks on city streets in the same day to make you feel like you're living in a deeply stupid dystopia.
Standing at the window, watching the street plows fill in the walk and driveway where I shoveled out all the snow an hour ago, feeling like Ozymandias (I'm the one who gets to despair this time...)
February 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Standing at the window, watching the street plows fill in the walk and driveway where I shoveled out all the snow an hour ago, feeling like Ozymandias (I'm the one who gets to despair this time...)
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Brilliant. By Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz.
February 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Brilliant. By Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz.
As a Canadian, I'm missing the days when we were Finland to America's Soviet Union, as opposed to being Poland to America's 1930s Germany.
February 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
As a Canadian, I'm missing the days when we were Finland to America's Soviet Union, as opposed to being Poland to America's 1930s Germany.
Saw a guy driving an MX-5 on Avenue Road with the top down in -5C weather. One way or another, I guess the guy knew he was gonna look cool 😎
February 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Saw a guy driving an MX-5 on Avenue Road with the top down in -5C weather. One way or another, I guess the guy knew he was gonna look cool 😎
♬ ...IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET... ♬
February 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
♬ ...IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET... ♬