Hiding lottery tickets under vending machines is my new jam.

If there was a Primer game I could play I might finally understand the damn thing.

The irony of moving to any-side-up USB but then making it impossible to locate the damn slot.

Less than 50 feels at least a bit personal. More than that ... not really.

At least you'll finally know where those missing socks went.

Very true in the computer games industry.

I love the look of this game so I bought it. Looking forward to first play!

A red waistcoat? A large and slightly floppy hat? No shoes...?

They need action figures. I mean they ARE already action figures.

Now THAT'S what I was hoping for! Or "Look it's fuckin' Hubba Bubba!" Something along those lines.

See? So many. I was a fish in a barrell...

The number of things I've done for a nipple and a wok...

After living a few years in carefree Sweden I was visiting Dublin with pink hair about 20 years back and literally the first van passing me contained a man who yelled "Fucking pink hair!" out the window which I always felt was a bit lackluster. I mean, some on, surely there was a better one at hand

I've started using them as a way to find the hotels, and then I just go just book directly on the hotels website. Prices are usually similar and they're a lot bloody nicer.

This is literally not a thing in Sweden either. Which "Scandinavians" did they talk to, I wonder...?