He was a Roman cavalry trooper! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_...

Pretty sure Trump didn't follow "screwing" with "with"

Good call. There are at least 4 people by this name on LinkedIn, I'm not sure I have the bandwidth to message them all. But I tried the most likely.

Different sides!

"Who Won the Civil War," about the contested effort to talk about slavery at national parks and Civil War battlefields, was one of my first cover stories for @usnews.com and remains surprisingly relevant almost 25 years later: medium.com/@spoke32/the...

"Mit Kreditkarte, bitte."

The recipe does call for garum! We used fish sauce. (No word on the authenticity of Megachef Premium Anchovy Sauce from Thailand.)

Yes, but they don't look very appetizing. Also the recipe calls for 200 ml of wine, which seems inappropriate for 6th graders.

I bet back in the Roman era German barbarians on the wrong side of the limes didn't have apricots out of season.

Dude, that's in 5 days. Plenty of time to do it Monday night.

Either @nytimes.com is doing some serious A/B testing or someone decided the initial "Did Women Ruin the Workplace" hed was over the line. Either way, yuck.

I am sad to say I clicked just to see if it was really real, and now worry I am encouraging them to commission more awfulness like it.

And even if they hadn't, the responsible thing to do was buy time to figure out what we were dealing with.