Megan B (Bluesky’s Version)
@spoiledmeg89.bsky.social
35 | MI | I’m married. I have a dog. I’m a psych nurse. ISFJ. 2w3 or 3w2 can’t remember. ADHD (AuDHD?). I’m literally just a girl.
#nursesky #swiftiesky #starwars #detroitlions
#nursesky #swiftiesky #starwars #detroitlions
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My brain is done! I’m so sorry y’all. I’ll try to slowly go back through throughout the weekend.
Forgive me! I don’t have the brain energy to be a pathological people pleaser and follow everyone back.
No worries if you choose to unfollow, my feelings won’t be hurt, I pinky promise!
Forgive me! I don’t have the brain energy to be a pathological people pleaser and follow everyone back.
No worries if you choose to unfollow, my feelings won’t be hurt, I pinky promise!
I really….really…DESPERATELY….need doctors to stop telling patients they’ll get discharged in the morning. Stop setting dayshift up for failure!! The patients gonna go off. The new doc on is gonna be like oh they aren’t stable. Now the patient stuck
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I really….really…DESPERATELY….need doctors to stop telling patients they’ll get discharged in the morning. Stop setting dayshift up for failure!! The patients gonna go off. The new doc on is gonna be like oh they aren’t stable. Now the patient stuck
I keep tryna talk myself into finishing wave 3 of phase 3 of The High Republic books but like….if I don’t read them…it never ends…and no one dies!! I just tried again and my brain noped right out, cuz Jedi never get happily ever afters 😭😭😭 if you fall in love, SOMEBODY GOTTA DIE #StarWars
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I keep tryna talk myself into finishing wave 3 of phase 3 of The High Republic books but like….if I don’t read them…it never ends…and no one dies!! I just tried again and my brain noped right out, cuz Jedi never get happily ever afters 😭😭😭 if you fall in love, SOMEBODY GOTTA DIE #StarWars
Some days are just Linkin Park days. Today is a LP day
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Some days are just Linkin Park days. Today is a LP day
The best thing I’ve learned today is that A LOT of us did not realize who was all featured on Kanye’s All of the Lights 💀💀💀 cuz what do you mean Elton John Drake Fergie and Charlie Wilson are on the vocals?? There’s like 9 features on that I’m learning about FIFTEEN YEARS LATER 🤣🤣
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The best thing I’ve learned today is that A LOT of us did not realize who was all featured on Kanye’s All of the Lights 💀💀💀 cuz what do you mean Elton John Drake Fergie and Charlie Wilson are on the vocals?? There’s like 9 features on that I’m learning about FIFTEEN YEARS LATER 🤣🤣
Dagnabit all down to hades!! Is moral scrupulosity ocd just a weird TikTok thing or did the algorithm give me more freaking letters to add to my lists of diagnoses?? Tell me it’s a weird non true TikTok thing!
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Dagnabit all down to hades!! Is moral scrupulosity ocd just a weird TikTok thing or did the algorithm give me more freaking letters to add to my lists of diagnoses?? Tell me it’s a weird non true TikTok thing!
Whenever I Start hearing ppl say “I love this version of Megan!” , I’ve had too many and I need to go to bed 💀💀💀
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Whenever I Start hearing ppl say “I love this version of Megan!” , I’ve had too many and I need to go to bed 💀💀💀
Someone said swifties could find the complete epstien files if Taylor promised to release Rep vault tracks and I-…💀💀💀
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Someone said swifties could find the complete epstien files if Taylor promised to release Rep vault tracks and I-…💀💀💀
Makeup aesthetic of the late 2000s to mid 2010s remains the best
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Makeup aesthetic of the late 2000s to mid 2010s remains the best
Today years old when I realized Lisa Stanfield was, in fact, not black 🫢
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Today years old when I realized Lisa Stanfield was, in fact, not black 🫢
I can not stand when a patient fakes some of their hallucinations.
Pt who refused to go to sleep all night: “Every time I look at the sky, this big scary thing comes down. It’s still here. On the unit.”
Me: we are literally fully tell it to go somewhere else. Short staffed and no time for extras
Pt who refused to go to sleep all night: “Every time I look at the sky, this big scary thing comes down. It’s still here. On the unit.”
Me: we are literally fully tell it to go somewhere else. Short staffed and no time for extras
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I can not stand when a patient fakes some of their hallucinations.
Pt who refused to go to sleep all night: “Every time I look at the sky, this big scary thing comes down. It’s still here. On the unit.”
Me: we are literally fully tell it to go somewhere else. Short staffed and no time for extras
Pt who refused to go to sleep all night: “Every time I look at the sky, this big scary thing comes down. It’s still here. On the unit.”
Me: we are literally fully tell it to go somewhere else. Short staffed and no time for extras
It’s so odd living in the Flint area and watching a longstanding union get busted up in real time. Henry Ford Health really bout to bust the nurses union at Genisys. It be so weird to go from being in a union to just…not? And you at the same job.
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It’s so odd living in the Flint area and watching a longstanding union get busted up in real time. Henry Ford Health really bout to bust the nurses union at Genisys. It be so weird to go from being in a union to just…not? And you at the same job.
Small silver lining of this food stamp business as a lover of dark jokes?…seeing videos of African mothers telling their kids they better eat all their food cuz there are starving children in America 💀💀 she ain’t wrong! UNO reversed us real bad. We deserve that joke
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Small silver lining of this food stamp business as a lover of dark jokes?…seeing videos of African mothers telling their kids they better eat all their food cuz there are starving children in America 💀💀 she ain’t wrong! UNO reversed us real bad. We deserve that joke
Now did Mexico ask the U.S. for help against the cartels? Or we being nosey pushy annoying citizens of the world like usual?
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Now did Mexico ask the U.S. for help against the cartels? Or we being nosey pushy annoying citizens of the world like usual?
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November 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The way my brain just accepted this as fact before I read the link 😭😭 what is wrong w this place 😅
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The way my brain just accepted this as fact before I read the link 😭😭 what is wrong w this place 😅
Where can I watch Sabrina carpenters concerts this week? I didn’t know she was still touring til the girl at work told me her daughter was going
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Where can I watch Sabrina carpenters concerts this week? I didn’t know she was still touring til the girl at work told me her daughter was going
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The way I was just on twitter like “oh, we’re moving? Oh. Ok then 🤷🏽♀️” and immediately got overwhelmed w followers 😅
To celebrate the Swiftie migration to bluesky (a year ago) tag people you’re grateful for!
Everyone I’m tagging I’m forever grateful for. You have changed my life for the better. If I could tag everyone I would! Know you all have impacted my life in so many ways
Everyone I’m tagging I’m forever grateful for. You have changed my life for the better. If I could tag everyone I would! Know you all have impacted my life in so many ways
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The way I was just on twitter like “oh, we’re moving? Oh. Ok then 🤷🏽♀️” and immediately got overwhelmed w followers 😅
Not me just seeing the charges from my “treat yo self” cancun trip 😭😭🤣 vacation me must be stopped!
November 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Not me just seeing the charges from my “treat yo self” cancun trip 😭😭🤣 vacation me must be stopped!
Dear Buffalo Bills,
Please beat the Chiefs
Sincerely,
A Lions fan w a grudge but I like yall second
Please beat the Chiefs
Sincerely,
A Lions fan w a grudge but I like yall second
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Dear Buffalo Bills,
Please beat the Chiefs
Sincerely,
A Lions fan w a grudge but I like yall second
Please beat the Chiefs
Sincerely,
A Lions fan w a grudge but I like yall second
Gettin to the point in my current job where I’m starting to calculate how much of a pay cut I can take to leave. Because how are nurse managers telling doctors they’re taking violent patients the doctors decline to take? How’s that work?
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Gettin to the point in my current job where I’m starting to calculate how much of a pay cut I can take to leave. Because how are nurse managers telling doctors they’re taking violent patients the doctors decline to take? How’s that work?
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Swifties, we’re fundraising for @feedingamerica.org to help support food banks nationwide. Tomorrow, SNAP benefits will halt and the 42 million Americans who rely on them will need help.
Donate $13 (or whatever you are able to) at the link below!
Donate $13 (or whatever you are able to) at the link below!
October 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Swifties, we’re fundraising for @feedingamerica.org to help support food banks nationwide. Tomorrow, SNAP benefits will halt and the 42 million Americans who rely on them will need help.
Donate $13 (or whatever you are able to) at the link below!
Donate $13 (or whatever you are able to) at the link below!
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Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.
Cold water and hydrogen peroxide. Saved you a click
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October 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Cold water and hydrogen peroxide. Saved you a click
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.