Poncho Sexuál
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Poncho Sexuál
@spogebob.bsky.social
· Jan 26
Quincy Jones: The Nazca mummies were alive in 1979, man. Government dried them out on accident in a C-130 cargo hold and decided to stash them in Peru. Anyway, one night they came by the studio to lay down some tracks with MJ for Rock With You but their magnetic brains ruined the tapes. We had sex
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Brian Wilson started recording versions of Shortenin’ Bread in the early 1970s and didn’t stop until the Obama Administration. So what I’m saying is not every story has a lesson.
June 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Brian Wilson started recording versions of Shortenin’ Bread in the early 1970s and didn’t stop until the Obama Administration. So what I’m saying is not every story has a lesson.
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SLIP ON the lid!! 😫🎸🎸
SLIP ON the lid!! 😫🎸🎸
January 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
PUT on the skillet! 😫 🎸🎸
SLIP ON the lid!! 😫🎸🎸
SLIP ON the lid!! 😫🎸🎸
Whoa, amber is the color of this Applebees
June 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Whoa, amber is the color of this Applebees
Whoa, amber is the color of your effigy
June 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Whoa, amber is the color of your effigy
Remember when everyone was worried about Covid getting shot out of toilets from active viral turds
June 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Remember when everyone was worried about Covid getting shot out of toilets from active viral turds
Im sorry my wit was caustic. I was going for acerbic
May 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Im sorry my wit was caustic. I was going for acerbic
Any flavored seltzer plus a self-provided bottle of sucralose = homemade diet soda. What will you do now that you’ve been shown the way?
May 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Any flavored seltzer plus a self-provided bottle of sucralose = homemade diet soda. What will you do now that you’ve been shown the way?
Computer, begin relaxation program
EVERY FATALITY EVER - MK to MK1
YouTube video by MaxuPlays
youtu.be
May 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Computer, begin relaxation program
Have yet to meet anyone named Charles or Carlos that isn’t a total piece of shit
May 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Have yet to meet anyone named Charles or Carlos that isn’t a total piece of shit
Spoon is such a funny band. Like they were determined to end up playing in places like this Jimmy John’s and they finally made it
May 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Spoon is such a funny band. Like they were determined to end up playing in places like this Jimmy John’s and they finally made it
Are you walking your dog for free? You could be making money by putting ads on your dog click to see our size chart >>>!
May 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Are you walking your dog for free? You could be making money by putting ads on your dog click to see our size chart >>>!
Is your dog just sitting there well you could be using it to earn points and prizes with dogpoints
May 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Is your dog just sitting there well you could be using it to earn points and prizes with dogpoints
Sonic hedgehog was found dead in his Brentwood home today
May 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Sonic hedgehog was found dead in his Brentwood home today
I heard the predator wears a sombrero in the new one
May 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I heard the predator wears a sombrero in the new one
Playing this over me microwaving a hot pocket for a Netflix show while i talk about sustainability
Plan & Elevation: V. The Beech Tree
Caroline Shaw, Attacca Quartet · Caroline Shaw: Orange · Song · 2019
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May 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Playing this over me microwaving a hot pocket for a Netflix show while i talk about sustainability
Warbled is the new crumpled
May 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Warbled is the new crumpled
Did you know you can make plasma donations go faster by raising your blood pressure by getting mad at your parents
May 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Did you know you can make plasma donations go faster by raising your blood pressure by getting mad at your parents
I’m sorry i called your colleague “Skeleton Man.” I know it was mean but i still think im right
May 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m sorry i called your colleague “Skeleton Man.” I know it was mean but i still think im right
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May 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Cyclops canonically drives a Mazda
May 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Cyclops canonically drives a Mazda