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🚨 Slightly silly fic alert 🚨
This Old Oyster Dreams of Pearls
🎑 tgcf, Hualian, 15k
🎑 physical age regression
🎑 festival shenanigans
🎑 pondering pregnancy pills
🎑 is 'too happy' happy enough?
Link below 👇🏽
This Old Oyster Dreams of Pearls
🎑 tgcf, Hualian, 15k
🎑 physical age regression
🎑 festival shenanigans
🎑 pondering pregnancy pills
🎑 is 'too happy' happy enough?
Link below 👇🏽
The MCs said to take the floral centrepieces home, so my slightly drunken friend who I was driving home insisted I had to take it. When I pointed out I didn't want her dropping all that water in my car, she took out all the flowers, poured the water into the teapot and shoved the vase into my hands
False alarm, I forgot about the one small corner of my closet (the one my cat likes, because she can hide behind especially long garments) that coughed up an acceptable outfit. Now I just have to shove some cash in a card and survive two chinese banquets in a row, let's do this
The trouble with discarding all of your semi-formal femme clothes and shoes, is that now you have no semi-formal outfit, femme or otherwise, to wear to this wedding reception on Saturday, and you're broke af 🙃
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The MCs said to take the floral centrepieces home, so my slightly drunken friend who I was driving home insisted I had to take it. When I pointed out I didn't want her dropping all that water in my car, she took out all the flowers, poured the water into the teapot and shoved the vase into my hands
False alarm, I forgot about the one small corner of my closet (the one my cat likes, because she can hide behind especially long garments) that coughed up an acceptable outfit. Now I just have to shove some cash in a card and survive two chinese banquets in a row, let's do this
The trouble with discarding all of your semi-formal femme clothes and shoes, is that now you have no semi-formal outfit, femme or otherwise, to wear to this wedding reception on Saturday, and you're broke af 🙃
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
False alarm, I forgot about the one small corner of my closet (the one my cat likes, because she can hide behind especially long garments) that coughed up an acceptable outfit. Now I just have to shove some cash in a card and survive two chinese banquets in a row, let's do this
The trouble with discarding all of your semi-formal femme clothes and shoes, is that now you have no semi-formal outfit, femme or otherwise, to wear to this wedding reception on Saturday, and you're broke af 🙃
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The trouble with discarding all of your semi-formal femme clothes and shoes, is that now you have no semi-formal outfit, femme or otherwise, to wear to this wedding reception on Saturday, and you're broke af 🙃
god damn it
One way or the other, I'm gonna have either the best or the worst baseball hangover this weekend
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
god damn it
One way or the other, I'm gonna have either the best or the worst baseball hangover this weekend
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
One way or the other, I'm gonna have either the best or the worst baseball hangover this weekend
You know you're old when your playlist goes, "I'll find a payphone babe" and the child in your car wants to know what that means
October 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You know you're old when your playlist goes, "I'll find a payphone babe" and the child in your car wants to know what that means
Update: the wedding is still on
Friend: I'm getting married!
Me: Congratulations!
Friend: Please come to my reception!
Me: Gladly!
Friend: btw, you studied jewelry, right?
Me: Gemmology, yes
Friend: Great, can you tell me if this diamond is real?
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well this is awkward
Me: Congratulations!
Friend: Please come to my reception!
Me: Gladly!
Friend: btw, you studied jewelry, right?
Me: Gemmology, yes
Friend: Great, can you tell me if this diamond is real?
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well this is awkward
October 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Update: the wedding is still on
Friend: I'm getting married!
Me: Congratulations!
Friend: Please come to my reception!
Me: Gladly!
Friend: btw, you studied jewelry, right?
Me: Gemmology, yes
Friend: Great, can you tell me if this diamond is real?
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well this is awkward
Me: Congratulations!
Friend: Please come to my reception!
Me: Gladly!
Friend: btw, you studied jewelry, right?
Me: Gemmology, yes
Friend: Great, can you tell me if this diamond is real?
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well this is awkward
October 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Friend: I'm getting married!
Me: Congratulations!
Friend: Please come to my reception!
Me: Gladly!
Friend: btw, you studied jewelry, right?
Me: Gemmology, yes
Friend: Great, can you tell me if this diamond is real?
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well this is awkward
Me: Congratulations!
Friend: Please come to my reception!
Me: Gladly!
Friend: btw, you studied jewelry, right?
Me: Gemmology, yes
Friend: Great, can you tell me if this diamond is real?
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well this is awkward
Is it wrong that I want to explain to people with the emotional regulation skills of a toddler, that fanfic authors are not responsible for their garment-rending distress, by dumping a bucket of spiders over their heads?
September 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Is it wrong that I want to explain to people with the emotional regulation skills of a toddler, that fanfic authors are not responsible for their garment-rending distress, by dumping a bucket of spiders over their heads?
Reposted by Spodumene
🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰
Your Heart, My Table by @spodumene.bsky.social Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social & @raitalarai.bsky.social
This Modern AU is somehow so feelsy yet so cozy🥺🥺🥺🥺
Fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/31331252
Podfic:
archiveofourown.org/works/62611162
Your Heart, My Table by @spodumene.bsky.social Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social & @raitalarai.bsky.social
This Modern AU is somehow so feelsy yet so cozy🥺🥺🥺🥺
Fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/31331252
Podfic:
archiveofourown.org/works/62611162
September 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰
Your Heart, My Table by @spodumene.bsky.social Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social & @raitalarai.bsky.social
This Modern AU is somehow so feelsy yet so cozy🥺🥺🥺🥺
Fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/31331252
Podfic:
archiveofourown.org/works/62611162
Your Heart, My Table by @spodumene.bsky.social Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social & @raitalarai.bsky.social
This Modern AU is somehow so feelsy yet so cozy🥺🥺🥺🥺
Fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/31331252
Podfic:
archiveofourown.org/works/62611162
That awkward moment when you refuse to buy tickets to an hp event because you don't want to give jkr money, and then the trans friend in your group pipes up with, "I'm in! Put me down for one!"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
September 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
That awkward moment when you refuse to buy tickets to an hp event because you don't want to give jkr money, and then the trans friend in your group pipes up with, "I'm in! Put me down for one!"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thank you, El, you are very kind🩷🐇🩷🐇🩷
🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰
Tempo Rubato by @spodumene.bsky.social podfic by spinifex
EVERYONE SAY HELLO TO THE FIC THAT JUST TURNED MY TOP 10 FAVORITE WANGXIAN FICS OF ALL TIMES INTO A TOP 11😍😍GO READ IT NOW😤😤😤
Fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/236180...
Podfic:
archive.org/details/temp...
Tempo Rubato by @spodumene.bsky.social podfic by spinifex
EVERYONE SAY HELLO TO THE FIC THAT JUST TURNED MY TOP 10 FAVORITE WANGXIAN FICS OF ALL TIMES INTO A TOP 11😍😍GO READ IT NOW😤😤😤
Fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/236180...
Podfic:
archive.org/details/temp...
September 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Thank you, El, you are very kind🩷🐇🩷🐇🩷
So, the metric system is obviously superior.
However:
Every inch of skin >>> Every centimetre of skin
However:
Every inch of skin >>> Every centimetre of skin
September 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
So, the metric system is obviously superior.
However:
Every inch of skin >>> Every centimetre of skin
However:
Every inch of skin >>> Every centimetre of skin
I am trying to decide if I can compose a diplomatic complaint to my strata about laundry detergent fumes, because when the smell being pumped through my window is so noxious, so revolting, so toxic that I end up vomitting through a migraine, all I want to do is launch a molotov cocktail instead
September 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I am trying to decide if I can compose a diplomatic complaint to my strata about laundry detergent fumes, because when the smell being pumped through my window is so noxious, so revolting, so toxic that I end up vomitting through a migraine, all I want to do is launch a molotov cocktail instead
💖💖💖
🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰
of nothingness of everything of nevermind by Spodumene Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social
A cute little WangXian friends to lovers to brighten your day!!
Fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/61697020
Podfic:
archiveofourown.org/works/42475299
of nothingness of everything of nevermind by Spodumene Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social
A cute little WangXian friends to lovers to brighten your day!!
Fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/61697020
Podfic:
archiveofourown.org/works/42475299
August 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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My sisters have given me an abundance of adorable stickers, and I have no idea where to stick any of them
August 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My sisters have given me an abundance of adorable stickers, and I have no idea where to stick any of them
Everyone complaining and arguing about Jaejoong like it's 2009
July 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Everyone complaining and arguing about Jaejoong like it's 2009
Tedious email, first draft: "You're bad at this, because you're stupid, and all of you were clearly kids who deserved to be pummeled in dodgeball, but that's no excuse for being racist. So, you know. Stop." (The dodgeball thing is probably a low blow, but I sincerely feel like they deserve it...)
July 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Tedious email, first draft: "You're bad at this, because you're stupid, and all of you were clearly kids who deserved to be pummeled in dodgeball, but that's no excuse for being racist. So, you know. Stop." (The dodgeball thing is probably a low blow, but I sincerely feel like they deserve it...)
Urgent notice from my strata
July 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Urgent notice from my strata
Finally worked up the nerve to watch/listen to Poet | Artist, like don't worry, it'll be fine!
It was not fine
Even the cats came over to check on me, like are you gonna die without giving us our dinner? We really want dinner. Please stop crying
It was not fine
Even the cats came over to check on me, like are you gonna die without giving us our dinner? We really want dinner. Please stop crying
July 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Finally worked up the nerve to watch/listen to Poet | Artist, like don't worry, it'll be fine!
It was not fine
Even the cats came over to check on me, like are you gonna die without giving us our dinner? We really want dinner. Please stop crying
It was not fine
Even the cats came over to check on me, like are you gonna die without giving us our dinner? We really want dinner. Please stop crying
Sister: wtf are you recommending to me, amazon?!
Me: hmm?
Sister: *proffers phone* what does this look like to you?
Me: ...weirdly shaped bottle opener?
Sister: cock ring. It's a cock ring, ffs
Me: oh
Sister:
Me: ...do you need a new--
Sister: fuck OFF
Me: hmm?
Sister: *proffers phone* what does this look like to you?
Me: ...weirdly shaped bottle opener?
Sister: cock ring. It's a cock ring, ffs
Me: oh
Sister:
Me: ...do you need a new--
Sister: fuck OFF
July 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sister: wtf are you recommending to me, amazon?!
Me: hmm?
Sister: *proffers phone* what does this look like to you?
Me: ...weirdly shaped bottle opener?
Sister: cock ring. It's a cock ring, ffs
Me: oh
Sister:
Me: ...do you need a new--
Sister: fuck OFF
Me: hmm?
Sister: *proffers phone* what does this look like to you?
Me: ...weirdly shaped bottle opener?
Sister: cock ring. It's a cock ring, ffs
Me: oh
Sister:
Me: ...do you need a new--
Sister: fuck OFF
People up in arms about the mdzs hardcovers being hot garbage in between beautiful new art (fair), meanwhile I am still offended about the misinformation on jade in the glossary of ALL their books, like sure, just keep printing your empire of LIES
June 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
People up in arms about the mdzs hardcovers being hot garbage in between beautiful new art (fair), meanwhile I am still offended about the misinformation on jade in the glossary of ALL their books, like sure, just keep printing your empire of LIES
Mortified to discover that I can still sing along to the opening theme of Fushigi Yuugi
May 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Mortified to discover that I can still sing along to the opening theme of Fushigi Yuugi
Me: I'm going to find a NEW story with NEW characters to be my next hyperfixation
The anime I dropped after a dozen episodes in 2006: お久しぶり! 💕
Me: Fuck
The anime I dropped after a dozen episodes in 2006: お久しぶり! 💕
Me: Fuck
May 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me: I'm going to find a NEW story with NEW characters to be my next hyperfixation
The anime I dropped after a dozen episodes in 2006: お久しぶり! 💕
Me: Fuck
The anime I dropped after a dozen episodes in 2006: お久しぶり! 💕
Me: Fuck