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i'm jaming. i'm jaming!!
and i love @phantomrocket.bsky.social!!

south dakota is dog shit sorry
I just checked, since the same dude is responsible (apparently) for the pages on both Gardevoir and Lucario, and I think we agree those are Pokemon that people are horny for

Lucario just gets a vague mention that there is a LOT of Lucario porn under 'reception'

Gardevoir gets a WHOLE SUBSECTION
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I just think minor video game characters don't need two full paragraphs, with citations, of how fuckin horny video game journalists are for them!
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i'm learning that while i thought it was just one dude (and said dude is responsible for some of the weirdest shit), there's a bunch of people who think it's very important that people know weird shit
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
for that matter nobody is immune to shit in ff1 nes, there's always a 3/252 chance of your shit working anyway
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
it's an incredible amount of time, effort, and resources into a thing that can't consistently do basic tasks and will fuck them up in unpredictable and sometimes novel ways, and that's impressive

not a good impressive, but impressive! i see where you're coming from, i think
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
what the FUCK
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i seem to recall softlocking in the tutorial, back in the day
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
at least we got one pretty good game out of it

yohane the spire is also one of the games that exists, for sure
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
basically, yeah!! like, for me, up through the first three episodes i'm going "okay yeah i fuck with this, it's a little goofy but in a fun way" and then somewhere after that it felt like they went "OH SHIT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO AN IDOL ANIME" like they forgot the assignment
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
are you telling me this ISN'T a sponsored account?????
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
so we got this unsatisfying failure to commit to either one, which leaves you (who wanted less serious idol anime) disappointed, and me (who wanted more serious fantasy anime) ALSO disappointed!!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i agree with your conclusion but my reasoning for being disappointed is the exact opposite! i didn't think it took itself seriously enough

i am a big fantasy enjoyer, but for me it was like "okay, you want to do a fantasy thing, but you're too afraid to Not Be An Idol Anime" ...
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
see also: mia audibly saying "shit" while being translated as "damnit"
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
deeply upset that my reading of this as "incinerate" was incorrect
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
were there any good results at least?
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i think it depends on how many there are around tbh, and what you consider a theme park

the "safe" answer for where i grew up would be hersheypark, which i think limits me to somewhere in the area of central Pennsylvania (which is correct)

the other one may or may not count
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
yeah, and if i was going to go to a subunit concert it would definitely be guilty kiss (my ideal subunit is guilty kiss -riko +chika)

i feel very bad for azalea fans... i understand why that's not happening but i'd be shocked if an azalea live ever happened again
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
aiscream definitely feels more corporate to me, tho adding in saint snow feels a little weird

i'm interested enough that my wife is going to enter the lottery for tickets since we missed out on aqours finale
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM