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splitpunched.bsky.social
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@splitpunched.bsky.social
i'm jaming. i'm jaming!!
and i love @phantomrocket.bsky.social!!

south dakota is dog shit sorry
cygames insisted i take a video under 20mb and send it to them, god i hope this is clear enough

i know i am not the only person who has this issue because my wife does too, and i know there's at least one other person who has been in woe on the steam forums
October 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
split!

the main thing is that it's *wildly* confused about my character's stats, which are definitely not these:
September 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
@ftp.lol, am I also required to clear all hellfire content, or on higher difficulties
September 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
oh boy oh boy oh boy
September 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
where we are at right now
September 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i love scamming gharbad the weak
September 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
FINALLY, THE MOST IMPORTANT BOOK IN THE GAME
September 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i've gotten lucky with shrines to get some extra magic. i have no idea how i'm ever going to equip anything useful other than fucking around trying to find stat shrines

we are rolling with a short bow because black deaths exist and also i have fucking 10 life
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
after getting my ass kicked in group A in champions meet (peaking at 2/5), I was like "is B group going to be that much easier?" and well

(i only caught it as it was fading out)
August 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"how can i ever compete with silence suzuka!" - air groove after this race, 2025
August 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Bexide is pissing me off so much right now, but I do, in fact, have all of the English text now and a way to edit it (and get it back in the game)

I think I am going to need help with some of this though, and I do not know where to ask -- not for the actually doing it, but for what better names are
July 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
turns out that bit was user error!

i hate this
July 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
this is clearly what I WANT, but not in this form
July 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
there's a wikipedia "editor" who insists this is vital information
July 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
June 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i did in an in-game time speedrun of liberal crime squad: new age, in nightmare mode

from all the math i've done this is the absolute fastest in-game date where you can win the game in nightmare mode

i do not know how fast you can win in normal mode yet
May 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
April 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
hey, since I actually know a professional game person who actually _has_ had to deal with a segment of the userbase that was actively hostile and trolling:

hey @unormal.bsky.social is this like, a normal way to address your playerbase at large when they're mad about something
March 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
meanwhile this might be the single worst competitive game suggestion i have ever read
February 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
hipno, whoever you are: why the fuck would you downvote this? what is your problem? this is a legitimately good suggestion!!!
February 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i think i beat ballionaire
December 30, 2024 at 3:50 AM
to add onto this, this was a ridiculous creature in 1996
December 3, 2024 at 10:42 PM
November 25, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I will never stop pressing side-B as Loxodont and you can't make me #rivalsofaether2
October 28, 2024 at 10:36 PM
this is my personal Mario Party hell
October 27, 2024 at 8:31 PM