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The modern world has changed how I read this for the worse.
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The modern world has changed how I read this for the worse.
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Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall
February 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall
You know who's not in the Epstein files? Me. I don't get invited to shit! 😡
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
You know who's not in the Epstein files? Me. I don't get invited to shit! 😡
Maybe "decapitated" isn't the right word to be using while announcing in Saudi Arabia, Wade.
January 31, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Maybe "decapitated" isn't the right word to be using while announcing in Saudi Arabia, Wade.
Might pick up Cronos too. Feeling like playing a nice Spookem and after what that team did with the Silent Hill 2 remake, I'm curious.
January 31, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Might pick up Cronos too. Feeling like playing a nice Spookem and after what that team did with the Silent Hill 2 remake, I'm curious.
Oh is the Saudi Royal Family Rumble today? Gross.
I'll watch AEW tonight though. Wanna see Ciampa. Way back when NXT was good, he was great.
I'll watch AEW tonight though. Wanna see Ciampa. Way back when NXT was good, he was great.
January 31, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Oh is the Saudi Royal Family Rumble today? Gross.
I'll watch AEW tonight though. Wanna see Ciampa. Way back when NXT was good, he was great.
I'll watch AEW tonight though. Wanna see Ciampa. Way back when NXT was good, he was great.
Jesus, what is this face?
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Jesus, what is this face?
I mean, who among us hasn't?
January 31, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I mean, who among us hasn't?
Big moon for you from me. Always in your orbit. Hello.
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January 31, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Big moon for you from me. Always in your orbit. Hello.
🌕
🌕
Someday I'll have this as a sticker on the back of my car.
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Someday I'll have this as a sticker on the back of my car.
I'm ready to spend the whole day in bed here in about 15 minutes.
January 30, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I'm ready to spend the whole day in bed here in about 15 minutes.
I'm trying to sleep and the house made a loud sound. My eyes open and I can see around the room more than I should be able to. I'm on my side and I realize there's something casting light that shouldn't be there from behind me. I shoot straight up and look.
My phone had a notification and lit up.
My phone had a notification and lit up.
January 30, 2026 at 6:59 AM
I'm trying to sleep and the house made a loud sound. My eyes open and I can see around the room more than I should be able to. I'm on my side and I realize there's something casting light that shouldn't be there from behind me. I shoot straight up and look.
My phone had a notification and lit up.
My phone had a notification and lit up.
Not to laugh at my own joke, but I did. I completely forgot what my hinge profile said and when I saw it recently, I cracked myself up at this.
January 30, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Not to laugh at my own joke, but I did. I completely forgot what my hinge profile said and when I saw it recently, I cracked myself up at this.
Hey Scully, ever heard of the knife alien?
January 29, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Hey Scully, ever heard of the knife alien?
What a sad world we live in that the Melania movie gets twice the budget of the new Silent Hill movie.
January 29, 2026 at 1:59 PM
What a sad world we live in that the Melania movie gets twice the budget of the new Silent Hill movie.
Good start to the day. "No more telework, we have the parking lots clear."
Ok, fine.
First lot I usually try to park at? Covered, empty of cars, blocked off with a mountain of snow.
Next lot, my car gets stuck going around a corner. Like fully stuck
Ok, fine.
First lot I usually try to park at? Covered, empty of cars, blocked off with a mountain of snow.
Next lot, my car gets stuck going around a corner. Like fully stuck
January 29, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Good start to the day. "No more telework, we have the parking lots clear."
Ok, fine.
First lot I usually try to park at? Covered, empty of cars, blocked off with a mountain of snow.
Next lot, my car gets stuck going around a corner. Like fully stuck
Ok, fine.
First lot I usually try to park at? Covered, empty of cars, blocked off with a mountain of snow.
Next lot, my car gets stuck going around a corner. Like fully stuck
This is the kind of ad I've been getting lately and it's working. I'd order these. Am I a stereotype?
Where's my Hallowine Valentine?
Where's my Hallowine Valentine?
January 28, 2026 at 4:59 PM
This is the kind of ad I've been getting lately and it's working. I'd order these. Am I a stereotype?
Where's my Hallowine Valentine?
Where's my Hallowine Valentine?
They took my yummy liquids 😓
January 28, 2026 at 2:05 PM
They took my yummy liquids 😓
Every time my text message sound plays, my heart jumps thinking I'm getting a text from someone cool and it always ends up being the insurance company or ATT. 😒
January 27, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Every time my text message sound plays, my heart jumps thinking I'm getting a text from someone cool and it always ends up being the insurance company or ATT. 😒
Gotta find myself a dastardly strumpet
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Gotta find myself a dastardly strumpet
It's that kind of cold and dry in here that my body just remembered asthma exists
January 27, 2026 at 2:22 PM
It's that kind of cold and dry in here that my body just remembered asthma exists
I am ready for that new Resident Evil. They should let me have it now
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I am ready for that new Resident Evil. They should let me have it now