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The modern world has changed how I read this for the worse.
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
February 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Look at this guy
February 1, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall
February 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
You know who's not in the Epstein files? Me. I don't get invited to shit! 😡
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Maybe "decapitated" isn't the right word to be using while announcing in Saudi Arabia, Wade.
January 31, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Might pick up Cronos too. Feeling like playing a nice Spookem and after what that team did with the Silent Hill 2 remake, I'm curious.
January 31, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Oh is the Saudi Royal Family Rumble today? Gross.

I'll watch AEW tonight though. Wanna see Ciampa. Way back when NXT was good, he was great.
January 31, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Jesus, what is this face?
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I mean, who among us hasn't?
January 31, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Big moon for you from me. Always in your orbit. Hello.
🌕
January 31, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Someday I'll have this as a sticker on the back of my car.
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I'm ready to spend the whole day in bed here in about 15 minutes.
January 30, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I'm trying to sleep and the house made a loud sound. My eyes open and I can see around the room more than I should be able to. I'm on my side and I realize there's something casting light that shouldn't be there from behind me. I shoot straight up and look.

My phone had a notification and lit up.
January 30, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Not to laugh at my own joke, but I did. I completely forgot what my hinge profile said and when I saw it recently, I cracked myself up at this.
January 30, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Hey Scully, ever heard of the knife alien?
January 29, 2026 at 4:18 PM
What a sad world we live in that the Melania movie gets twice the budget of the new Silent Hill movie.
January 29, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Good start to the day. "No more telework, we have the parking lots clear."
Ok, fine.
First lot I usually try to park at? Covered, empty of cars, blocked off with a mountain of snow.
Next lot, my car gets stuck going around a corner. Like fully stuck
January 29, 2026 at 11:55 AM
This is the kind of ad I've been getting lately and it's working. I'd order these. Am I a stereotype?

Where's my Hallowine Valentine?
January 28, 2026 at 4:59 PM
They took my yummy liquids 😓
January 28, 2026 at 2:05 PM
My files? X.
January 28, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Every time my text message sound plays, my heart jumps thinking I'm getting a text from someone cool and it always ends up being the insurance company or ATT. 😒
January 27, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Gotta find myself a dastardly strumpet
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
It's that kind of cold and dry in here that my body just remembered asthma exists
January 27, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I am ready for that new Resident Evil. They should let me have it now
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 PM