Samus is purposefully gathering this soup of DNA and scars at this point #illustration #samus

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

New Spamton shirt idea

doug funnie: well, this is awkward... but in my imagination, anything can happen...

[DOUG BEGINS DAYDREAMING]

imaginary mr. dink: douglas! this is a beautiful utopian world. however, you are to be the new omelas child that makes it possible

doug, in his own imagination: aw mannnnnn

the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough

one of the greatest stories ever told

This is where I’m plotting your downfall

me

for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million