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Mattzarella
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my apologies…i was under the assumption that i understood things
my response to just about everything
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
if it’s not one thing it’s like, 47 other things
October 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
it’s the best
October 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"Dress for the job you want" they said
October 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
i mean…
September 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
you see this, post a concert pic you took
September 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Quote skeet with a funny reaction meme you haven’t found an opportunity to use yet
September 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
one of the better bonds for sure
September 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
sometimes picking from the gif list isn’t enough for me, so i have some saved on my phone. but most times it says there’s sound but i can’t hear anything
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
hell yeah
September 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
who’s coming with?
September 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
September 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
no one at the gym has their airdrop turned on 😮‍💨 guess i just put it here
September 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
mmm hmm
September 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
ummm…
September 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
this brownie is almost as big as my head

hashbrowns thirsty thursday
hashbrowns saving bluesky
hashbrowns bluesky isn’t dead
September 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
damn…it feels good to be a gangsta’
September 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
for reals
September 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
for reals 😆
September 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
logging on
August 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
well, it was either go lift, or end up crying at home….
August 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
post a non-religious photo i think of as holy.
August 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
mmmm hmmm
August 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
how it started and how it’s going
August 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
so crazy…creamy supreme was my nickname in high school

and also now, the title of my sex tape
August 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM