reads like an Elon tweet

I’m sorry, what????

i cannot believe yall seriously use the word “skeet” on this site

“communism only works on paper” implies paper is the only thing on the planet immune to CIA-backed counter-revolutionary coups

Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’
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what do you call tweets on here if they’re not tweets. blue skeets? beets?

ok i’m here. what now. where is everyone