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spitewizard.bsky.social
mary shelley's dracula
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autist anarchic
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april showers bring may flowers, but you should probably shower in other months too even without the promise of a reward
sick and tired of people saying “us” when they mean the United States government. I didn’t do any of this shit, the only thing I ever voted for that happened was legal weed
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
as if the fraction run on batman were not already very much my shit, they have now brought ANARKY back. my sweet boy Anarky.
December 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
no you stayed up until unconscionable hours trying to carve a little totem of willem dafoe's head, that was you you did that
December 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
look what Santa left under the tree! It’s the loss of skills important to my sense of self worth!
This winter’s traditional debilitating autistic burnout has officially begun! How do you and your family celebrate?
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
current batman doesn't quite say acab but he's come a long way and I'm proud of him
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
best buy up all the blu-rays now
BREAKING: Paramount Skydance has launched a hostile bid to buy Warner Bros. Discovery.
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
with all love to mark mckinney, he is the zeppo of the kids in the hall
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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in the end, the future of cinema is Hundreds of Beavers
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This winter’s traditional debilitating autistic burnout has officially begun! How do you and your family celebrate?
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
honestly if you're saying "in this essay I will" in your essay, you're a weak writer and I don't respect you. do better
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
A really brilliant writer and also he ghostwrote revenge of the sith so whoops nobody’s perfect
R.I.P. Tom Stoppard, playwright most famous for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.

Born Tomas Straussler in Czechoslovakia he fled his home during the Nazi occupation and found refuge in Britain at the age of eight. He later discovered all four of his grandparents had died in the Holocaust.
Sir Tom Stoppard, playwright famed for his wit and depth, dies at 88
Winning an Oscar for the screenplay for Shakespeare In Love, he captivated the hearts of audiences for more than six decades.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
watching Eternal Sunshine and having serious "I'm in this picture and I don't like it" moments like every ten minutes
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Puppetry… the occupation of a man with a guilty conscience
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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my most compelling reason for why ai shouldn't be used in animation i that i want to see freaky shit made by the whackiest perverts imaginable
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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ROBOCOP (1987)
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
YOU USE UP ALL THE GLUE… ON PURPOSE
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
compromising with nazis doesn’t make you pragmatic it makes you half a nazi
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Didn't make sense not to live for fun
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
okay but absolute batman just said "sometimes peace isn't an option" then beat the shit out of a bunch of racist cops, DC is on another level right now
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Canada was right about all-dressed chips. I don’t know what to believe
October 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Got high and bought a harmonica holder for the minor key harmonica I bought when I was high because I wanted to play spooky minor key folk songs
October 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’m keeping the world’s hottest hear me out list. You’re not prepared to receive it but I need you to know it is there
October 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM