I used to think the term was hilarious for white people, and then I learned the origin is "whip cracker" and... that's not as funny 😬

I realized recently that my nose piercing is older than most of my students.

FULLY JUSTIFIED.

You see, the movie Monster House was about a haunted house, & as it turns out the owner had been a circus freak show attraction before moving into her dream home & dying shortly after. She-as the house-ate people who ridiculed her or damaged her property for funsies.

Kids movies are f'g WILD, dude.

He straight up looks like the painting in Ghostbusters 2

😊

Oh dear gawd how did I forget her?! My heart broke for her. Still does.

And Monica Lewinsky and Marcia Clarke and Anita Hill and Stella Lieback... the 90s were a media shitshow of misogyny.

The entire world owes this woman an apology.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some carry Sharpies and pet people caught in the rain.

That sounds nice. Comforting AND sustainable.

I mean, has anyone even considered throwing paper towels at it yet?!

My grandmother held on for almost a month after she was given last rites - those 98 yr olds will surprise you. I just hope he's happily resting and binging something awesome on Netflix.

Has anyone tried raking the hurricane, or perhaps taking a Sharpie and simply rerouting it?

Jezus Sheo, you've got me on Jimmy watch! 😭