Spinster Emily
@spinsteremily.bsky.social
The world needs more Kifs and less Zapps.
I'm off all social media effective immediately.
August 27, 2023 at 1:55 AM
I'm off all social media effective immediately.
Constance the Monster House was fully justified in her actions. Don't @ me.
August 24, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Constance the Monster House was fully justified in her actions. Don't @ me.
Twitter currently:
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August 23, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Twitter currently:
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Racist
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Cute puppy
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Mutual's post
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Psychotic incel
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Ridiculous Elon screenshot
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Racist
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Cute puppy
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It's not cancer!!
Still not sure what's going on and probably won't be able to afford more testing for a while, but I'll settle for this answer right now!
Still not sure what's going on and probably won't be able to afford more testing for a while, but I'll settle for this answer right now!
August 22, 2023 at 9:42 PM
It's not cancer!!
Still not sure what's going on and probably won't be able to afford more testing for a while, but I'll settle for this answer right now!
Still not sure what's going on and probably won't be able to afford more testing for a while, but I'll settle for this answer right now!
It bothers me that the villain in Ratatouille was only considered a bad guy because he did not want his food cooked by rats.
August 21, 2023 at 1:58 AM
It bothers me that the villain in Ratatouille was only considered a bad guy because he did not want his food cooked by rats.
The episode of The Simpsons where Sideshow Bob goes to prison from rigging the mayoral election... it just... it gives me soothing feelings.
"The dead have risen and are voting republican!" ~Bart
"No chilren have ever meddled with the reputation party and lived to tell about it." ~Bob
"The dead have risen and are voting republican!" ~Bart
"No chilren have ever meddled with the reputation party and lived to tell about it." ~Bob
August 20, 2023 at 10:43 PM
The episode of The Simpsons where Sideshow Bob goes to prison from rigging the mayoral election... it just... it gives me soothing feelings.
"The dead have risen and are voting republican!" ~Bart
"No chilren have ever meddled with the reputation party and lived to tell about it." ~Bob
"The dead have risen and are voting republican!" ~Bart
"No chilren have ever meddled with the reputation party and lived to tell about it." ~Bob
Bob is dead.
Long live the Queen.
Long live the Queen.
August 18, 2023 at 8:43 PM
Bob is dead.
Long live the Queen.
Long live the Queen.
I'm so sick of mortals.
August 17, 2023 at 1:15 PM
I'm so sick of mortals.
Ok there's legit an entire store in the mall for just leggings. Throw in a couple of cats and a garlic bread station, and this is a fat girl's dream come true.
August 11, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Ok there's legit an entire store in the mall for just leggings. Throw in a couple of cats and a garlic bread station, and this is a fat girl's dream come true.
Raise your hand if you're pretty confident that Mayor McCheese and the Hamburgler have been having a down low tawdry affair for years. 🤚
August 8, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Raise your hand if you're pretty confident that Mayor McCheese and the Hamburgler have been having a down low tawdry affair for years. 🤚
Buffy Summers is technically a necropheliac.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
August 4, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Buffy Summers is technically a necropheliac.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
Bring back the tan M&M, you cowards.
July 25, 2023 at 11:15 AM
Bring back the tan M&M, you cowards.
I hit 50 followers!!
What do I do now? Do I make brownies? Show my boobs? Dismantle the patriarchy as we know it?!
What do I do now? Do I make brownies? Show my boobs? Dismantle the patriarchy as we know it?!
July 24, 2023 at 10:51 AM
I hit 50 followers!!
What do I do now? Do I make brownies? Show my boobs? Dismantle the patriarchy as we know it?!
What do I do now? Do I make brownies? Show my boobs? Dismantle the patriarchy as we know it?!
I've had almost no interaction on here... are people even seeing my posts? If you're not, you're missing out - I'm HILARIOUS.
July 16, 2023 at 12:34 PM
I've had almost no interaction on here... are people even seeing my posts? If you're not, you're missing out - I'm HILARIOUS.
Medusa deserved better.
July 11, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Medusa deserved better.
Twitter: everyday is like an 80s movie bar fight.
July 7, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Twitter: everyday is like an 80s movie bar fight.
Well, it's already Independence Day, so it's basically August and back to school is happening soon, which means I need to figure out both my Halloween costume and what to get my roommate for Xmas.... anyway, Happy New Year, all!
July 5, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Well, it's already Independence Day, so it's basically August and back to school is happening soon, which means I need to figure out both my Halloween costume and what to get my roommate for Xmas.... anyway, Happy New Year, all!
July 5, 2023 at 7:57 PM