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Dancing through the lightning strikes ⚡️ 29F
We’ve reached the “drink whenever you want” part of the holiday season
December 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
We’ve reached the “drink whenever you want” part of the holiday season
Man my coworkers are so fucking fantastic.
— these thoughts have been brought to you by liquor at the office holiday party
— these thoughts have been brought to you by liquor at the office holiday party
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Man my coworkers are so fucking fantastic.
— these thoughts have been brought to you by liquor at the office holiday party
— these thoughts have been brought to you by liquor at the office holiday party
I take myself out for a lunch date every pay day. Just lunch by myself at a nice restaurant.
It’s honestly done wonders for me. Such a small things but it makes me connect with myself.
It’s honestly done wonders for me. Such a small things but it makes me connect with myself.
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I take myself out for a lunch date every pay day. Just lunch by myself at a nice restaurant.
It’s honestly done wonders for me. Such a small things but it makes me connect with myself.
It’s honestly done wonders for me. Such a small things but it makes me connect with myself.
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How do I make it so I never have to see anything Harry Potter related ever again for my entire life
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
How do I make it so I never have to see anything Harry Potter related ever again for my entire life
I refuse to let you make me feel small.
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I refuse to let you make me feel small.
“Siri play Scotty Doesn’t Know on YouTube music”
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“Siri play Scotty Doesn’t Know on YouTube music”
Friendly reminder to musical artists that Canada doesn’t just drop off into the Atlantic Ocean once you pass Quebec 🥲
I can pay for concert tickets.
What I can’t do is pay for a $200 concert ticket + $1,500 airfare + $500 hotel fee + merch + food & drink 😭
I can pay for concert tickets.
What I can’t do is pay for a $200 concert ticket + $1,500 airfare + $500 hotel fee + merch + food & drink 😭
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Friendly reminder to musical artists that Canada doesn’t just drop off into the Atlantic Ocean once you pass Quebec 🥲
I can pay for concert tickets.
What I can’t do is pay for a $200 concert ticket + $1,500 airfare + $500 hotel fee + merch + food & drink 😭
I can pay for concert tickets.
What I can’t do is pay for a $200 concert ticket + $1,500 airfare + $500 hotel fee + merch + food & drink 😭
Sometimes I still reach for my Covid mask when I get up from my desk.
Talk about an automated response.
Talk about an automated response.
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sometimes I still reach for my Covid mask when I get up from my desk.
Talk about an automated response.
Talk about an automated response.
Having one of those “no matter what I eat I’m still hungry” kind of days
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Having one of those “no matter what I eat I’m still hungry” kind of days
Incase anyone is wondering, Ginger Snap by Jo Malone and Buttercream Haze by 7 Virtues is the most scrumptious perfume pairing ever.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Incase anyone is wondering, Ginger Snap by Jo Malone and Buttercream Haze by 7 Virtues is the most scrumptious perfume pairing ever.
“Apparently this can be rather emotional”
“Fuck, I wore mascara today though”
“Fuck, I wore mascara today though”
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“Apparently this can be rather emotional”
“Fuck, I wore mascara today though”
“Fuck, I wore mascara today though”
Almost became the meat in a metal sandwich on the highway this morning so if you need me I’ll be in a panicked ball in the corner.
Talk about fucking with my anxiety 🙃
Talk about fucking with my anxiety 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Almost became the meat in a metal sandwich on the highway this morning so if you need me I’ll be in a panicked ball in the corner.
Talk about fucking with my anxiety 🙃
Talk about fucking with my anxiety 🙃
4th cocktail vibes are STRONG
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
4th cocktail vibes are STRONG
RIP Anne Boleyn you would have loved Taylor Swift
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RIP Anne Boleyn you would have loved Taylor Swift
Them: “watching anything good lately?”
Me: *points at book*
Me: *points at book*
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Them: “watching anything good lately?”
Me: *points at book*
Me: *points at book*
I pinched a nerve in my back and now I’m questioning my ability to go on
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I pinched a nerve in my back and now I’m questioning my ability to go on
I love when my period ends and my face de-bloats and I feel like handsome squidward again
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I love when my period ends and my face de-bloats and I feel like handsome squidward again
Did you hear that?
It was the sound of Canada collectively cheering
It was the sound of Canada collectively cheering
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Did you hear that?
It was the sound of Canada collectively cheering
It was the sound of Canada collectively cheering
Happy Halloween to all the skeletons in my closet & all the bitches I’ve ghosted 🖤
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy Halloween to all the skeletons in my closet & all the bitches I’ve ghosted 🖤
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If I burn out, at least I touched the sun
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If I burn out, at least I touched the sun
Praying for some disco Jesus Christ to come and save us from ourselves.
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Praying for some disco Jesus Christ to come and save us from ourselves.
Yalllll.
I just got my historical genetic matches back.
I’m related to some interesting people from history. Like Otzi the Ice Man. 👀
I just got my historical genetic matches back.
I’m related to some interesting people from history. Like Otzi the Ice Man. 👀
October 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yalllll.
I just got my historical genetic matches back.
I’m related to some interesting people from history. Like Otzi the Ice Man. 👀
I just got my historical genetic matches back.
I’m related to some interesting people from history. Like Otzi the Ice Man. 👀
Ugh. I feel SO grumpy today and I’m struggling to change my attitude.
Helppppp
Helppppp
October 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Ugh. I feel SO grumpy today and I’m struggling to change my attitude.
Helppppp
Helppppp
Elevators make me so freaking dizzy 😭😭
October 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Elevators make me so freaking dizzy 😭😭