Spinachguy14
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Spinachguy14
@spinachguy14.bsky.social
Sal
Gregghead
Ex-farmer
Living just north of the tofu curtain
Imagine being a stinky ass English person back in the day going across the ocean and eating a banana for the first time.
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
2 things: if someone tells you they work in sales just run away.
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If I were president I’d shit my pants constantly too
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I saw a headline that said Sitting is the new smoking but if you eat chocolate it’s not the new smoking.
Like the tobacco lobby, the sitting lobby isn’t as strong as it used to be. Looks like the chocolate lobby is winning out
October 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Many are saying that if you mouth tape you should start nose taping too.
October 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If I were president everyone would get paid to be nice, all restaurants would be good, and all marathons would happen in the middle of nowhere so we don’t have to look at them.
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Alvin Einstein has come back to life and he’s real mad
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Reposted by Spinachguy14
Star Trek: The Next Generation Honey Graham Cookies (1994-1995): A Canadian release, these honey-graham cookies were shaped like characters and ships from the show, and offered a collection of six hologram stickers
April 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If you’re trying to renew your source code it’s all about getting some whenever you can and by some I mean handfuls of dry egg shells
October 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why are people always talking about their grandkids? Get a life!!
October 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
They have made Sun Chips 100% illegal
September 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Rhode Island is in Massachusetts
September 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Have you considered how cool and sweet every single animal and plant and whatever else critter is?
September 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I bet they will say the R word on SNL this year
September 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
No thanks, I prefer to play penultimate frisbee
August 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Who is Tandem Smith?
August 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Watching videos of the Amish using an escalator for the first time is as good as it gets
August 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
How much do you think people would pay to watch an Italian American eat a sandwich?
August 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I love pasta don’t you love pasta?
August 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Private schools should not exist.
August 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
August 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Italians eat soup, salad, and bread sticks at every meal
August 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’ve never seen a Spider-Man movie but I know enough that they should stop making them and all other marble movies
August 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I wish I could hear the Macarena right now
August 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m here to remind you to feed the dog some fucking water
July 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM