Spinachguy14
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Spinachguy14
@spinachguy14.bsky.social
Sal
Gregghead
Ex-farmer
Living just north of the tofu curtain
Why are the Borg so…. Damp?
January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
If you are anti-union you gotta get off the sauce and use your brain
January 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I’m about to say something no one has ever thought or said before:

Medium sized eggs taste better
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
How about we get rid of all advertising
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 PM
To people who like Avatar… why?
December 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Tattoos are for cool people only and if you aren’t cool and have a tattoo you have to get it removed.
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Thinking about adopting the see food diet
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s amazing that they allow babies to be born on holidays!!
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’d love a nice piece of coal
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just got my first salt life sticker
December 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You aren’t from New York
December 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Ok can you please get the measles vaccine?
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If I were the pope and some chumps keep handing me baseball bats and other shit I’d probably start swinging
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You can call any food a super food
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Imagine being a stinky ass English person back in the day going across the ocean and eating a banana for the first time.
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
2 things: if someone tells you they work in sales just run away.
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If I were president I’d shit my pants constantly too
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I saw a headline that said Sitting is the new smoking but if you eat chocolate it’s not the new smoking.
Like the tobacco lobby, the sitting lobby isn’t as strong as it used to be. Looks like the chocolate lobby is winning out
October 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Many are saying that if you mouth tape you should start nose taping too.
October 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If I were president everyone would get paid to be nice, all restaurants would be good, and all marathons would happen in the middle of nowhere so we don’t have to look at them.
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Alvin Einstein has come back to life and he’s real mad
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Reposted by Spinachguy14
Star Trek: The Next Generation Honey Graham Cookies (1994-1995): A Canadian release, these honey-graham cookies were shaped like characters and ships from the show, and offered a collection of six hologram stickers
April 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If you’re trying to renew your source code it’s all about getting some whenever you can and by some I mean handfuls of dry egg shells
October 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why are people always talking about their grandkids? Get a life!!
October 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
They have made Sun Chips 100% illegal
September 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM