Selecting my nocturnal playlist. I usually go with trumpet jazz or deep house, as anything with lyrics isn't restful. I just misread 'Jazz for Sleep' as 'Jazz for Sheep' and was reminded of earlier this evening, in southern Andalucia, where this photo is totally normal.

You wouldn't be my kind of person if this didn't give you a happy feeling

Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.

You can replicate the impact of a Tory shadow cabinet reshuffle in your own community by picking up all the litter in your local park, shaking it around in a sack, then putting it back.

Ozzy Osbourne played a farewell show and left. A man of his word and an example to us all. Chew on a celestial bat for me, king.

We are receiving desperate messages of starvation from #Gaza, including from our colleagues.

Food prices have increased 40 fold.

UNRWA has enough food for the entire population for over three months, stockpiled just outside Gaza.

Lift the siege and let aid in safely and at scale.

Periodic check what a 22 Grand Job should now be paying.