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Who looks more like their ancestor? I think the caveman from 10,000 years ago looks suspiciously like Travis Kelce. And clearly, Marjorie Taylor Greene IS an unpleasant, malodorous neanderthal (no offense to my neanderthal friends).
April 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Who looks more like their ancestor? I think the caveman from 10,000 years ago looks suspiciously like Travis Kelce. And clearly, Marjorie Taylor Greene IS an unpleasant, malodorous neanderthal (no offense to my neanderthal friends).
I'm afraid that's not good enough. What the American people demand is that he be shipped off to that Venezuelan prison. Shaved hairless from head to toe, carrying a five gallon bucket of water-based lube. And to have him march naked to his cell, goose-stepping and seig-heiling all the way.
April 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm afraid that's not good enough. What the American people demand is that he be shipped off to that Venezuelan prison. Shaved hairless from head to toe, carrying a five gallon bucket of water-based lube. And to have him march naked to his cell, goose-stepping and seig-heiling all the way.
Fun Fact: A blue whale's anus can stretch to about 3.5 feet in diameter -- making it the second largest @$$-hole on the planet.
No need to thank me. The more you know!
No need to thank me. The more you know!
March 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fun Fact: A blue whale's anus can stretch to about 3.5 feet in diameter -- making it the second largest @$$-hole on the planet.
No need to thank me. The more you know!
No need to thank me. The more you know!
"People ought to be kissing the feet of Elon Musk and Donald Trump." -- Lara Trump on Fox "News" yesterday
YOU kiss them, bitch. Or better yet, let them do each others feet. It's good to know the creators of this image have gotten under your disgusting, piggish skin so deeply.
YOU kiss them, bitch. Or better yet, let them do each others feet. It's good to know the creators of this image have gotten under your disgusting, piggish skin so deeply.
March 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"People ought to be kissing the feet of Elon Musk and Donald Trump." -- Lara Trump on Fox "News" yesterday
YOU kiss them, bitch. Or better yet, let them do each others feet. It's good to know the creators of this image have gotten under your disgusting, piggish skin so deeply.
YOU kiss them, bitch. Or better yet, let them do each others feet. It's good to know the creators of this image have gotten under your disgusting, piggish skin so deeply.
Not sure if this is AI or an actual painting or what. But it's really powerful and somehow..accurate?
I wouldn't be able to relax in its presence. This from a man with skulls hanging all on his walls. Bones on his tables. Bags of lime in his garage. Unpleasant odors wafting up from the crawlspace...
I wouldn't be able to relax in its presence. This from a man with skulls hanging all on his walls. Bones on his tables. Bags of lime in his garage. Unpleasant odors wafting up from the crawlspace...
March 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Not sure if this is AI or an actual painting or what. But it's really powerful and somehow..accurate?
I wouldn't be able to relax in its presence. This from a man with skulls hanging all on his walls. Bones on his tables. Bags of lime in his garage. Unpleasant odors wafting up from the crawlspace...
I wouldn't be able to relax in its presence. This from a man with skulls hanging all on his walls. Bones on his tables. Bags of lime in his garage. Unpleasant odors wafting up from the crawlspace...
Gene Hackman is a legend. He's given us SO many great movies over the years. My favorite is probably The Conversation...although The Unforgiven and The French Connection are right up there. And 100+ others...in every performance, he gave 100 percent.
February 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Gene Hackman is a legend. He's given us SO many great movies over the years. My favorite is probably The Conversation...although The Unforgiven and The French Connection are right up there. And 100+ others...in every performance, he gave 100 percent.
This actually explains a LOT about Margarine Tyler Gringo.
It's true, by the way. I've looked at the website for the museum. They're clearly on to something.
It's true, by the way. I've looked at the website for the museum. They're clearly on to something.
February 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This actually explains a LOT about Margarine Tyler Gringo.
It's true, by the way. I've looked at the website for the museum. They're clearly on to something.
It's true, by the way. I've looked at the website for the museum. They're clearly on to something.
The three-faced Jesus was a fairly common motif in the art world centuries ago. It's supposed to represent the trinity...although to my eyes they all look like regular old Jesus...not the Holy Spirit and not God the Father.
I'm calling dibs on my pic representing, let's say the duality of man.
I'm calling dibs on my pic representing, let's say the duality of man.
February 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The three-faced Jesus was a fairly common motif in the art world centuries ago. It's supposed to represent the trinity...although to my eyes they all look like regular old Jesus...not the Holy Spirit and not God the Father.
I'm calling dibs on my pic representing, let's say the duality of man.
I'm calling dibs on my pic representing, let's say the duality of man.
OK, Fendi. WT actual F??? I can not allow this. Just stop it. Stop it. Stop!!!
February 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
OK, Fendi. WT actual F??? I can not allow this. Just stop it. Stop it. Stop!!!
Meanwhile, on restaurant doors all over New Mexico (and coming soon to YOUR town). When it promised a reduction in the price of food on "Day 1," I wonder what it meant, eggzactly.
(When I say "it," I'm talking about President Trump...not President Musk...just to be clear).
(When I say "it," I'm talking about President Trump...not President Musk...just to be clear).
February 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Meanwhile, on restaurant doors all over New Mexico (and coming soon to YOUR town). When it promised a reduction in the price of food on "Day 1," I wonder what it meant, eggzactly.
(When I say "it," I'm talking about President Trump...not President Musk...just to be clear).
(When I say "it," I'm talking about President Trump...not President Musk...just to be clear).
They say that THIS is the stuff movie theaters use to make their popcorn so much better than any other popcorn. Well, I'm on to their secret. We'll see how this turns out. I got a thing of it.
And I got me some corn for poppin'. The lights are turned way down low...let it snow let it snow let it...
And I got me some corn for poppin'. The lights are turned way down low...let it snow let it snow let it...
November 26, 2024 at 4:41 PM
They say that THIS is the stuff movie theaters use to make their popcorn so much better than any other popcorn. Well, I'm on to their secret. We'll see how this turns out. I got a thing of it.
And I got me some corn for poppin'. The lights are turned way down low...let it snow let it snow let it...
And I got me some corn for poppin'. The lights are turned way down low...let it snow let it snow let it...
Adjudicated rapist, serially bankrupt, & depraved bigot Trump won. OK but by the time the vote is complete he will have won LESS THAN 50%. No mandate for anything. What he has is the support of his cult.
He beat Harris by a margin of about 1.5% & 2M votes. Much closer than we thought election night.
He beat Harris by a margin of about 1.5% & 2M votes. Much closer than we thought election night.
November 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Adjudicated rapist, serially bankrupt, & depraved bigot Trump won. OK but by the time the vote is complete he will have won LESS THAN 50%. No mandate for anything. What he has is the support of his cult.
He beat Harris by a margin of about 1.5% & 2M votes. Much closer than we thought election night.
He beat Harris by a margin of about 1.5% & 2M votes. Much closer than we thought election night.
Since I clicked on the ad, now my feed is full of sweater ads. Most of which are cringe. This one is too, I mean...come on...gross. But it IS funny. Maybe the funniest sweater I've ever seen? Maybe.
November 21, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Since I clicked on the ad, now my feed is full of sweater ads. Most of which are cringe. This one is too, I mean...come on...gross. But it IS funny. Maybe the funniest sweater I've ever seen? Maybe.
I made peace with my...Rubinesque...body long ago. Sure, I'd like to drop 50 pounds. Trust me...this is not from eating too much or the wrong things. It's just hard-coded in me, although it would probably help if I had a couple of hours per day I could spare for vigorous, rigorous physical activity.
November 21, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I made peace with my...Rubinesque...body long ago. Sure, I'd like to drop 50 pounds. Trust me...this is not from eating too much or the wrong things. It's just hard-coded in me, although it would probably help if I had a couple of hours per day I could spare for vigorous, rigorous physical activity.
What a terrific show!
November 17, 2024 at 6:22 AM
What a terrific show!