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Why the fuck is The Onion only reporting news?
MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
SAN DIEGO—Shocked by the Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids affecting her very own community, local 43-year-old Jillian Beamer told reporters Monday she had assumed President Donald Trump would...
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June 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Why the fuck is The Onion only reporting news?
Next week’s SF Chronicle’s front page in today’s issue of The Onion!
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless population. “So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom, who acknowledged that while he and the […]
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May 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Next week’s SF Chronicle’s front page in today’s issue of The Onion!
This was the only thing missing so far. Anyway, The Onion IS the newspaper of record, although they report on news a few days before it happens.
Trump Administration Offers Free At-Home Loyalty Tests
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May 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
This was the only thing missing so far. Anyway, The Onion IS the newspaper of record, although they report on news a few days before it happens.
Wonder how many companies would be part of a similar list for the US 2025-2029 and India for 2014--. In the latter case, I guess it'd be easier to list those that won't be part of it.
List of companies involved in the Holocaust - Wikipedia
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May 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Wonder how many companies would be part of a similar list for the US 2025-2029 and India for 2014--. In the latter case, I guess it'd be easier to list those that won't be part of it.
How the fuck are people with money so stupid?
The incarcerated former Silicon Valley star is advising her partner on a new health tech startup. Holmes was convicted of defrauding investors in her blood-testing company Theranos.
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Elizabeth Holmes' partner raises millions for new biotech testing startup
The incarcerated former Silicon Valley star is advising her partner on a new health tech startup. Holmes was convicted of defrauding investors in her blood-testing company Theranos.
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May 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
How the fuck are people with money so stupid?
Was wondering when this would happen!😅
Reaganomics Finally Trickles Down To Area Man
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May 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Was wondering when this would happen!😅
how the fuck do such people exist?
April 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
how the fuck do such people exist?
There goes the Dems only hope of winning the House or Senate!
April 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
There goes the Dems only hope of winning the House or Senate!
Undergrads from India are predominantly from wealthy backgrounds and don’t depend on grants or scholarships, either direct or indirect (eg NIH grants to the lab/PI) so this is expected
While the total number of active Indian students in the U.S. dropped by 27.9% for the academic year 2024-25, the number of undergraduate students dropped by only 13.5%, indicating that this segment of the Indian student population was holding up.
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Even as overall numbers fall, Indian undergraduate interest in U.S. holds firm
Overall Indian student admissions to the U.S. declined by 30% in 2025, while undergraduate numbers saw a smaller decrease. Rising costs and visa challenges had a greater impact on postgraduate enrollm...
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April 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Undergrads from India are predominantly from wealthy backgrounds and don’t depend on grants or scholarships, either direct or indirect (eg NIH grants to the lab/PI) so this is expected
I did a search to see what number 42% of the US population would be and Google AI gave me this:
April 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I did a search to see what number 42% of the US population would be and Google AI gave me this:
I guess the Opus Dei will now take over the Catholic Church just like they've taken over the US government. Step aside, Taliban and ISIS, there are new fundamentalist bastards to torment the world.
April 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I guess the Opus Dei will now take over the Catholic Church just like they've taken over the US government. Step aside, Taliban and ISIS, there are new fundamentalist bastards to torment the world.
While we outrage about Trump, let's not forget that the two worst judges on SCOTUS were nominated by the two Bushes!
April 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
While we outrage about Trump, let's not forget that the two worst judges on SCOTUS were nominated by the two Bushes!
It's funny to see a section of Americans getting riled up about the "world's coolest dictator" visiting the White House. Is it because he's allegedly cool? Because I don't see their re-election of the orange moron to be any better than the Salvadorans' election of the cool guy in the same year!
April 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It's funny to see a section of Americans getting riled up about the "world's coolest dictator" visiting the White House. Is it because he's allegedly cool? Because I don't see their re-election of the orange moron to be any better than the Salvadorans' election of the cool guy in the same year!
I miss the days when The Onion wasn't reporting news.
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. residen...
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April 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I miss the days when The Onion wasn't reporting news.
Probably the best headline ever written about an American President.
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April 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Probably the best headline ever written about an American President.
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How bat crap RW crazy the Trump cartel must be for even Thomas and Alito to say so!
April 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
How bat crap RW crazy the Trump cartel must be for even Thomas and Alito to say so!
The Democratic Party in the US and Indian National Congress in India are so alike. People are begging them to get a decent platform and do something about the fascist rule and they go around saying "they are bad, we are good" and nothing else.
April 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The Democratic Party in the US and Indian National Congress in India are so alike. People are begging them to get a decent platform and do something about the fascist rule and they go around saying "they are bad, we are good" and nothing else.
It is a good thing that The Hindu is using a photo of the judge for these pro-rape judgements.
Allahabad High Court last month granted bail to a rape accused noting that the victim herself invited trouble and was also responsible for the same.
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Allahabad HC grants bail to rape accused stating that ‘victim herself invited trouble’
Allahabad High Court grants bail to rape accused, citing victim's role in inviting trouble, sparking controversy.
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April 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It is a good thing that The Hindu is using a photo of the judge for these pro-rape judgements.
Maybe I didn't come across it yet, but did no one think it important that the 5-4 "no one has rights except for the dumbass" SCOTUS judgement was split on gender lines?
April 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Maybe I didn't come across it yet, but did no one think it important that the 5-4 "no one has rights except for the dumbass" SCOTUS judgement was split on gender lines?
I thought the Supreme Court of India was bad because they pushed out necessary cases for years till they became moot. However, SCOTUS has shown us that it's possible to be even worse and actually support a fascist regime while nullifying citizens rights.
April 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I thought the Supreme Court of India was bad because they pushed out necessary cases for years till they became moot. However, SCOTUS has shown us that it's possible to be even worse and actually support a fascist regime while nullifying citizens rights.
In case you didn't know, the Y'all Qaeda administration makes Anotnin Scalia look like a liberal icon!
April 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
In case you didn't know, the Y'all Qaeda administration makes Anotnin Scalia look like a liberal icon!
The Democratic Party is now nothing more than the Republican Party with DEI (a few sensible people). Same in India too, INC just BJP with DEI. Both alleged left of centre parties are controlled by the extreme RW like the RW counterparts with a few sensible people thrown in. That’s it.
April 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The Democratic Party is now nothing more than the Republican Party with DEI (a few sensible people). Same in India too, INC just BJP with DEI. Both alleged left of centre parties are controlled by the extreme RW like the RW counterparts with a few sensible people thrown in. That’s it.
Cheeto puff thinks it can get rid of its boss!
Donald Trump tells Cabinet, others that Elon Musk will leave soon, Politico reports
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Donald Trump tells Cabinet, others that Elon Musk will leave soon, Politico reports
U.S. President Donald Trump has told members of his Cabinet and other close contacts that his billionaire ally Elon Musk will soon step back from his government role, Politico reports
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April 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Cheeto puff thinks it can get rid of its boss!
Even @theonion.com can't make up this kind of shit that the Y'all Qaeda administration comes up with! Tariffs on trade with penguins!!
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Trump Launches Trade War With Penguins, Not Putin
The president’s new tariffs hit economic allies and Arctic waterfowl, but not Russia for some reason
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April 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Even @theonion.com can't make up this kind of shit that the Y'all Qaeda administration comes up with! Tariffs on trade with penguins!!
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Has the Democratic Party kicked out Sen Booker yet? They normally don't put up with anyone ready to battle for the people, no?
April 2, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Has the Democratic Party kicked out Sen Booker yet? They normally don't put up with anyone ready to battle for the people, no?