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When... did I put this on the floor
A metal slotted spoon with a white handle lying on a gray-and-white rug
August 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Breakfast is brownie and fresh-made berry jam. Because I can
A glass of coffee next to a plate holding a wedge-shaped brownie and a small glass bowl of berry jam
August 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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"Finish your tweet, that's fine" GIF from Deadpool --but "tweet" is replaced with "skeet"
May 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Looks like I'm about to acquire a new skill set
Photo of a completely shredded car tire
April 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Amazon and Walmart generic pain meds are on the recall list, go check your pills
Screenshot of the Glenmark Therapeutics recall notice for acetaminophen and ibuprofen tablets, 250 mg. 144-count (NDC#72657-157-74) and 216-count (72657-157-76). If you got them from Amazon or Walmart, look for these lot numbers: 17241302, exp date Jul-26 17241140, exp date Jul-26 17241141, exp date Jul-26
April 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Y'know, I don't hate it
Selfie, white woman in black glasses and chin-length blonde hair with shaved sides
April 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Apple, I just want to say that I do appreciate you know I'll absolutely be up and capable of answering a wellness check-in at 3:10am
Screenshot of the iphone Health app, prompting you to "Log and Emotion or Mood" with the options of "How you feel right now (3:10 AM)" or "How you've felt overall today"
March 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Fuck discord. It's sisyphus's hell composed entirely of group chats. I've muted 95% of my servers. And yet.
Screenshot of the Discord app with 369 unread notifications
March 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Ok people nobody text me and in a year I'll have this clusterfuck under control
Screenshot of the iOS texting app with a notification badge for 365 unread messages
March 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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So, vitamins. Spent WAY too long sitting in the aisle, attempting to differentiate fact from medical fiction. My two wolves? One wolf says "grab the gummies and run away," the other said "find the shit you can actually absorb in amounts that actually address your patchwork nutrition"
Overhead view into a cvs bag filled with many bottles of vitamins
March 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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The bad news: I've eaten one meal in the last 24 hours

The good news: I made a new Geek Pottery, in honor of my mother's first time watching #DoctorWho
A black figure Greek pottery style artwork of the scene from Dr Who's "The Runaway Bride" where the Doctor examines Donna with some kind of tool. The sides are framed by wavy shapes akin to those found in Ten's TARDIS. The borders look like highly greek-stylized TARDISes A red figure Greek pottery style artwork of the scene from Dr Who's "The Runaway Bride" where the Doctor examines Donna with some kind of tool. The sides are framed by wavy shapes akin to those found in Ten's TARDIS. The borders look like highly greek-stylized TARDISes
February 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Baby girl you're making this difficult
February 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Reason #10 that my horror movie fate is uncertain: Personality

🪦: I like weird shit. 100% I buy the Obviously Haunted Doll from the estate sale

🏆: SOMETIMES the one who likes weird shit has the specialized knowledge to save the day. Maybe.

Here's the doll btw:
Photo of a porcelain doll standing on a shelf with a few other objects. She has blond curls, a long white dress, and a white lace cap. She has a round, baby-like face but slender arms and hands. Her face is just slightly dirty and her blue eyes are WEIRDLY INTENSE. She overall has a slightly unsettling vibe
February 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Penny, baby, if I promise I'm putting the furniture back will you stop looking so goddamn depressed
Screenshot from Stardew Valley, showing Penny in the bottom-right corner of the bottom-right room in the farmhouse. She is staring at a lamp, one of the few pieces of furniture that can be seen in the mostly-empty house. It's pretty tragic-looking.
January 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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I already own the trilogy in every available form, so instead I'll share my Audible review of The Perfect Assassin
Audible review for The Perfect Assassin titled "Desert Magic and Murder Babies". Review says: "This freaking book. Doore's debut novel is strewn with tough ideas and tougher choices. Amastan, our young protagonist, is a relatable mess - surprisingly so for an assassin stopping a murder spree in a magic desert city. He doubts, he overanalyzes, he gets hurt, he is stunningly bad at getting his thoughts put into words... but we believe in him, even when the odds are high that he will fail in his efforts." "from the unquiet nature of the spirits (demons?) inside us to what makes or breaks our connection to people, the story carried me along - from reasonable beginnings to infuriating penultima to thrilling climax to an ending that doesn't stop the story from unrolling into forever." "I know the author, so I expected to like it for her sake. I didn't expect to punch my car and yank out the headphones because I needed a minute to calm down. I probably swore more in a 20 minute period than was good for me. I can't wait for the next one."
January 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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It's a beautiful day here in sunny #Florida
A yard and driveway with two parked cars, all blanketed in a few inches of snow
January 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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A screenshot from the Merriam-Webster "word of the year" gif, which says "derelict"
January 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Funny story, didn't know cars did this
A car's dashboard, where the digital section shows a code icon and the text "would you like to take a break?"
December 31, 2024 at 5:42 AM