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Movie bloke. Metal bloke. Suspiciously well-written tool of Deep Woke. Weekly Wackadoo.

38, he/him, Scotland
Colin Trevorrow, which tbf may have torpedoed this pattern anyway haha
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Kicking all the ass today, fuck yeah
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Good fucking morning, Dalia!
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
HERE WE
HERE WE
HERE WE FUCKING GO
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I'm missing crucial context of course but here's what my brain did with this.
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Silent Night of the Living Dead
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
MEGATRON MUSHT BE SHTOPPED. NO MATTER THE COSHT.
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This may well be my favourite thing anyone has thus far typed on this hellsite
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Jesus fucking christ. But aye, lefties are the weirdos, sure.
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
WRITE THE SITCOM, EWA

THE WORLD NEEDS THIS
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
A Predator movie for the MCU/MonsterVerse generation, and I mean that as a compliment.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's not perfect - not all of the humour lands, the odd thing goes underexplained here or overexplained there, and some of the third-act will be a bit too goofy for some, but I had a blast with this one, really enjoyed it.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Thankfully, it works a charm anyway. The action is all really well-staged, the everything-here-is-trying-to-kill-you planet is a cool setting, the actors (few though they are) all do a great job.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM