Der Sohn
@spider-goat.bsky.social
22 y/o, she/her
Metal worker in training
I'm very passionate about fanfiction, Monster Hunter and welding
✨Forklift Certified✨
Metal worker in training
I'm very passionate about fanfiction, Monster Hunter and welding
✨Forklift Certified✨
I love how I accidentally infected my coworkers with my dumb "👍"
Whenever anyone asks something of me, I give them an enthusiastic thumbs up to confirm I heard it (sometimes with both hands). After a while they got upset when I didn't go 👍, and by now they do it too 😭 its so whimsy, I love it
Whenever anyone asks something of me, I give them an enthusiastic thumbs up to confirm I heard it (sometimes with both hands). After a while they got upset when I didn't go 👍, and by now they do it too 😭 its so whimsy, I love it
a furry gorilla is standing in the woods looking at the camera .
ALT: a furry gorilla is standing in the woods looking at the camera .
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January 22, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I love how I accidentally infected my coworkers with my dumb "👍"
Whenever anyone asks something of me, I give them an enthusiastic thumbs up to confirm I heard it (sometimes with both hands). After a while they got upset when I didn't go 👍, and by now they do it too 😭 its so whimsy, I love it
Whenever anyone asks something of me, I give them an enthusiastic thumbs up to confirm I heard it (sometimes with both hands). After a while they got upset when I didn't go 👍, and by now they do it too 😭 its so whimsy, I love it
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Bonus: people who voted for Trump won't even get the joke.
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Bonus: people who voted for Trump won't even get the joke.
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OMG, I totally forgot THIS one! 🥹 It's not exactly smut ... but I need to include this in the art book!!!
@spider-goat.bsky.social
@spider-goat.bsky.social
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
OMG, I totally forgot THIS one! 🥹 It's not exactly smut ... but I need to include this in the art book!!!
@spider-goat.bsky.social
@spider-goat.bsky.social
Fulfilling my childhood-dreams of owning a bunch of manga, one step at a time ✨
January 20, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Fulfilling my childhood-dreams of owning a bunch of manga, one step at a time ✨
Just walked in on this conversation:
"Raphi, es hilft nix, Bruder. Schaust scheiße aus."
"Danke, Bruder."
lol 😭
"Raphi, es hilft nix, Bruder. Schaust scheiße aus."
"Danke, Bruder."
lol 😭
January 20, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Just walked in on this conversation:
"Raphi, es hilft nix, Bruder. Schaust scheiße aus."
"Danke, Bruder."
lol 😭
"Raphi, es hilft nix, Bruder. Schaust scheiße aus."
"Danke, Bruder."
lol 😭
Oya oya oya
God I love Made in Abyss. I keep coming back to the chapter with these two, Neyozel just has my heart
God I love Made in Abyss. I keep coming back to the chapter with these two, Neyozel just has my heart
January 14, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Oya oya oya
God I love Made in Abyss. I keep coming back to the chapter with these two, Neyozel just has my heart
God I love Made in Abyss. I keep coming back to the chapter with these two, Neyozel just has my heart
This morning we had -20°.... and because our house is old as fuck and I keep my softdrinks near the attic, my goddamn juice boxes partially froze 😭
Like bro, I do prefer my drinks near-frozen but the keyword is NEAR
Like bro, I do prefer my drinks near-frozen but the keyword is NEAR
January 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This morning we had -20°.... and because our house is old as fuck and I keep my softdrinks near the attic, my goddamn juice boxes partially froze 😭
Like bro, I do prefer my drinks near-frozen but the keyword is NEAR
Like bro, I do prefer my drinks near-frozen but the keyword is NEAR
Bweeeeeh.... after work I'll bury myself in bed with ice tea and peanuts and play MHWilds
and by 'play' I mean go fishing, mining and catch any critter within a 5km radius. No interest in hunting rn, just wanna pretend I'm an off-leash researcher that grabs anything that isn't bolted down.
and by 'play' I mean go fishing, mining and catch any critter within a 5km radius. No interest in hunting rn, just wanna pretend I'm an off-leash researcher that grabs anything that isn't bolted down.
January 12, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Bweeeeeh.... after work I'll bury myself in bed with ice tea and peanuts and play MHWilds
and by 'play' I mean go fishing, mining and catch any critter within a 5km radius. No interest in hunting rn, just wanna pretend I'm an off-leash researcher that grabs anything that isn't bolted down.
and by 'play' I mean go fishing, mining and catch any critter within a 5km radius. No interest in hunting rn, just wanna pretend I'm an off-leash researcher that grabs anything that isn't bolted down.
Tomorrow it's back to work for me 🐜 Ngl after 3 weeks of peace and quiet I'm not looking forward to having to yell HUHH????? every 3 seconds because fuckers keep forgetting I can't hear shit
January 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Tomorrow it's back to work for me 🐜 Ngl after 3 weeks of peace and quiet I'm not looking forward to having to yell HUHH????? every 3 seconds because fuckers keep forgetting I can't hear shit
I finally got around to slaying Gogmazios in MHWilds, and HOLYFUCK I loved that whole quest from start to finish
Werner is a legend, love that he got his time to shine (And New World mentioned!!) Love that the Hunter basically told him "Dude don't risk your life, that's what us Hunters are for"
Werner is a legend, love that he got his time to shine (And New World mentioned!!) Love that the Hunter basically told him "Dude don't risk your life, that's what us Hunters are for"
January 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I finally got around to slaying Gogmazios in MHWilds, and HOLYFUCK I loved that whole quest from start to finish
Werner is a legend, love that he got his time to shine (And New World mentioned!!) Love that the Hunter basically told him "Dude don't risk your life, that's what us Hunters are for"
Werner is a legend, love that he got his time to shine (And New World mentioned!!) Love that the Hunter basically told him "Dude don't risk your life, that's what us Hunters are for"
I don't know why this is so funny to me. Some of my best ideas are truly just me acting on a whim
@themaus.bsky.social
@themaus.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I don't know why this is so funny to me. Some of my best ideas are truly just me acting on a whim
@themaus.bsky.social
@themaus.bsky.social
I'm currently building a tiny coffin out of cardboard and tape.
What are you guys up to?
What are you guys up to?
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I'm currently building a tiny coffin out of cardboard and tape.
What are you guys up to?
What are you guys up to?
About 5 years ago I somehow got the idea into my head that Luke Burton has a pet-Tarantula named Carmen that rides around on his head and he practices german on
Back then I often tried to draw Luke with his Tarantula, but my crippling fear of spiders made that impossible. WELL. Since that fear has
Back then I often tried to draw Luke with his Tarantula, but my crippling fear of spiders made that impossible. WELL. Since that fear has
January 2, 2026 at 9:52 PM
About 5 years ago I somehow got the idea into my head that Luke Burton has a pet-Tarantula named Carmen that rides around on his head and he practices german on
Back then I often tried to draw Luke with his Tarantula, but my crippling fear of spiders made that impossible. WELL. Since that fear has
Back then I often tried to draw Luke with his Tarantula, but my crippling fear of spiders made that impossible. WELL. Since that fear has
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
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My friend just sent this and i had to share
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My friend just sent this and i had to share
Berith's not a fan of the fireworks. I feel you, sweet girl
December 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Berith's not a fan of the fireworks. I feel you, sweet girl
I think this might be one of the cutest dolls I've made over the years. I tried to include as much detail as I could, so I spent a lot of time just staring at and analyzing the standee... 🤣
I feel like I captured his vibes quite well, dontcha think? @themaus.bsky.social
I feel like I captured his vibes quite well, dontcha think? @themaus.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I think this might be one of the cutest dolls I've made over the years. I tried to include as much detail as I could, so I spent a lot of time just staring at and analyzing the standee... 🤣
I feel like I captured his vibes quite well, dontcha think? @themaus.bsky.social
I feel like I captured his vibes quite well, dontcha think? @themaus.bsky.social
You literally won't be able to see it once his outfit is complete, but... at this point it's tradition. Every doll I make is created with love, care, attention to detail and drawn-on naughty bits @themaus.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You literally won't be able to see it once his outfit is complete, but... at this point it's tradition. Every doll I make is created with love, care, attention to detail and drawn-on naughty bits @themaus.bsky.social
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2026 is going to be an “interesting” year for black & blue - which means that very soon, some scenes won’t be able to be uploaded publicly anymore, or only in heavily censored form!
That’s why I’d like to invite you to become my patron! :3
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That’s why I’d like to invite you to become my patron! :3
1/3
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
2026 is going to be an “interesting” year for black & blue - which means that very soon, some scenes won’t be able to be uploaded publicly anymore, or only in heavily censored form!
That’s why I’d like to invite you to become my patron! :3
1/3
That’s why I’d like to invite you to become my patron! :3
1/3
Sitting at the dentist to get some bone splinters removed ✨
December 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Sitting at the dentist to get some bone splinters removed ✨
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I'm almost too late and I don't have time for something like that, but .... ;.; HERE'S MY FESTIVE ILLUSTRATION! 🖤💙
December 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm almost too late and I don't have time for something like that, but .... ;.; HERE'S MY FESTIVE ILLUSTRATION! 🖤💙
I'm still so pleased with how his face turned out
I stuck the drawing on my wall and every time I see him I go "No teeth but all the audacity. Yes, that's my boy."
I don't think AI-bros get those motherly feelings when they look at their slop
I stuck the drawing on my wall and every time I see him I go "No teeth but all the audacity. Yes, that's my boy."
I don't think AI-bros get those motherly feelings when they look at their slop
Christòir. My stupid, stupid boy
I haven't posted any art in a hot minute, but it was a joy to draw my dumbass Hunter 🖤 Scrawny brat
I haven't posted any art in a hot minute, but it was a joy to draw my dumbass Hunter 🖤 Scrawny brat
December 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I'm still so pleased with how his face turned out
I stuck the drawing on my wall and every time I see him I go "No teeth but all the audacity. Yes, that's my boy."
I don't think AI-bros get those motherly feelings when they look at their slop
I stuck the drawing on my wall and every time I see him I go "No teeth but all the audacity. Yes, that's my boy."
I don't think AI-bros get those motherly feelings when they look at their slop
Being an adult with adult-money is kinda incredible
Like. I'm 22 and still get all excited when I realize I can just... buy things for myself, and I don't need to ask permission or anything.
I just bought a secondhand Steam Deck, and it's so cool that I now have all the tools I need to get stuff
Like. I'm 22 and still get all excited when I realize I can just... buy things for myself, and I don't need to ask permission or anything.
I just bought a secondhand Steam Deck, and it's so cool that I now have all the tools I need to get stuff
December 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Being an adult with adult-money is kinda incredible
Like. I'm 22 and still get all excited when I realize I can just... buy things for myself, and I don't need to ask permission or anything.
I just bought a secondhand Steam Deck, and it's so cool that I now have all the tools I need to get stuff
Like. I'm 22 and still get all excited when I realize I can just... buy things for myself, and I don't need to ask permission or anything.
I just bought a secondhand Steam Deck, and it's so cool that I now have all the tools I need to get stuff
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post