Extremely Toxic Orca
@spicyorca.bsky.social
Large cetacean. Spicy and bitter, mostly towards humans, not at all towards other animals.
May be an alt. Maybe a knot.
I don't know them.
May be an alt. Maybe a knot.
I don't know them.
Contemplating burning some bridges. Or maybe just a light torching.
February 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Contemplating burning some bridges. Or maybe just a light torching.
If you are invited to edit a document the author notes is intended to have an informal tone, please do not do grammar police shit, e.g., change shit that doesn't improve clarity or concision. I.e. would have also been acceptable to use but less specific. Wow, almost like I know shit about this shit.
February 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
If you are invited to edit a document the author notes is intended to have an informal tone, please do not do grammar police shit, e.g., change shit that doesn't improve clarity or concision. I.e. would have also been acceptable to use but less specific. Wow, almost like I know shit about this shit.
If you are still using the word "bernie bro" in the year of our lord and goddess 2025 please re-assess your priorities.
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If you are still using the word "bernie bro" in the year of our lord and goddess 2025 please re-assess your priorities.
Oh, so we're still doing the "$3,500 expensive e-bike" thing without comparing to the cost of a car.
December 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Oh, so we're still doing the "$3,500 expensive e-bike" thing without comparing to the cost of a car.
If you are about to cite a cis het white guy but can source it from someone who is not 2 of those things, please do that instead.
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you are about to cite a cis het white guy but can source it from someone who is not 2 of those things, please do that instead.
Can we please stop with the red state v blue state shit? It's so fucking asinine. It's fucking harmful to people who live in "red" states who are disenfranchised.
September 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Can we please stop with the red state v blue state shit? It's so fucking asinine. It's fucking harmful to people who live in "red" states who are disenfranchised.
Thanks, urbanists, for making me hate the word "activate."
August 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Thanks, urbanists, for making me hate the word "activate."
Call me when they're not just plans, buddy.
August 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Call me when they're not just plans, buddy.
Carbo loading and doing HIT giggle workouts on alternate days, deep-belly laughing of increasingly longer intervals 2-3 days a week until Election Day. Cross-training with an easy swim once or twice a week.
Going to laugh my ass off when Katie Wilson wins this election and all those "advocacy" groups endorsing Bruce Harrell eat shit.
August 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Carbo loading and doing HIT giggle workouts on alternate days, deep-belly laughing of increasingly longer intervals 2-3 days a week until Election Day. Cross-training with an easy swim once or twice a week.
Practicing my chuckles. Training for November.
Going to laugh my ass off when Katie Wilson wins this election and all those "advocacy" groups endorsing Bruce Harrell eat shit.
August 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Practicing my chuckles. Training for November.
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“this would fix me” and it’s just the literal interpretation of 15 minute city conspiracy theories getting faithfully implemented
August 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“this would fix me” and it’s just the literal interpretation of 15 minute city conspiracy theories getting faithfully implemented
And by "familiar with his work" I mean fuck that guy's work because it is deeply problematic across all axes. That includes being shown to juke the stats.
August 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
And by "familiar with his work" I mean fuck that guy's work because it is deeply problematic across all axes. That includes being shown to juke the stats.
Don't know who needs to hear this (everyone needs to hear this) but not everything needs a brand, tagline or logo.
August 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Don't know who needs to hear this (everyone needs to hear this) but not everything needs a brand, tagline or logo.
Probably hasn't even knocked a door.
July 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Probably hasn't even knocked a door.
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Going to laugh my ass off when Katie Wilson wins this election and all those "advocacy" groups endorsing Bruce Harrell eat shit.
July 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Going to laugh my ass off when Katie Wilson wins this election and all those "advocacy" groups endorsing Bruce Harrell eat shit.
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I have a handful of purr. 🤍
July 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a handful of purr. 🤍
"If you do all the work I will take the credit" cool story bro
July 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"If you do all the work I will take the credit" cool story bro
Going to laugh my ass off when Katie Wilson wins this election and all those "advocacy" groups endorsing Bruce Harrell eat shit.
July 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Going to laugh my ass off when Katie Wilson wins this election and all those "advocacy" groups endorsing Bruce Harrell eat shit.
A lot of folks need to start doing math different.
May 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A lot of folks need to start doing math different.
No, I see no issue with providing only parking info to volunteers staffing the opening of a transit line! At all. No, no, I'm not tired AF about how even advocacy organizations don't appear to think about this in their event planning. Jesus christ on a Chicago pope dog cracker.
May 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
No, I see no issue with providing only parking info to volunteers staffing the opening of a transit line! At all. No, no, I'm not tired AF about how even advocacy organizations don't appear to think about this in their event planning. Jesus christ on a Chicago pope dog cracker.
Love to go to research a firm I'm supposed to write about only to find layers of marketing jargon that obscures what they do.
May 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Love to go to research a firm I'm supposed to write about only to find layers of marketing jargon that obscures what they do.
I am so tired of people being shitty to unhoused people.
May 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I am so tired of people being shitty to unhoused people.
A thing I find profoundly tiring is people loudly proclaiming how guilty they feel about driving cars. Keep that shit to yourself! And definitely don't tell it to people who can't drive. Read the room.
May 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A thing I find profoundly tiring is people loudly proclaiming how guilty they feel about driving cars. Keep that shit to yourself! And definitely don't tell it to people who can't drive. Read the room.
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A new carnivorous caterpillar that wears the remains of its prey has been dubbed the bone collector.
A carnivorous 'bone collector' caterpillar dresses in the remains of its prey
A new carnivorous caterpillar that wears the remains of its prey has been dubbed the bone collector. The odd insect is only found on the Hawaiian island of Oahu.
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April 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
A new carnivorous caterpillar that wears the remains of its prey has been dubbed the bone collector.
Look buddy, if I learned anything from reading Hannah Arendt it's that you can't just "hold" power. You have to use it.
April 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Look buddy, if I learned anything from reading Hannah Arendt it's that you can't just "hold" power. You have to use it.