SpicyHazz🔞
spicyhazz.bsky.social
SpicyHazz🔞
@spicyhazz.bsky.social
21| she/her.

Minors DNI

Alt where I get to be a kinky dumbass and attempt to be funny from time to time. Mostly just horny/sadposting
Blegh finally got age verified here

Can fuckin ditch twitter once again
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I’m begging and pleading for any celestial being out there to just give us transformation stuff. I don’t want to be human anymore.
July 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A 53 year old man.

53.

I’m 21 and even I wouldn’t be seen dead with shit like that.
April 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Why the FUCK do I always get super horny on days when the temperature goes above 25 degrees?

Like bitch I’m heatstroking it

I know that’s pussy numbers for some but we’re talking about the wonderful weather of the uk where it ain’t mild, it’s fucking miserable or scorching by comparison
March 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Happy International Women's Day.

You should give trans women and women of color money or reblog/share their crafts and efforts to celebrate.
March 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Somebody please I beg put a collar on me and cuddle me that would fix me
March 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Oh to be somebody’s silly little dumb toy; to dedicate my life so thoroughly to the delight of another to the point where I am undoubtedly, indisputably, positively theirs. To be told that I’m a good girl just for doing something that would make me happy too,
February 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hooooo boye just finished archiving nsfw art from twt.

Now just a few videos and memes and I can ditch the place for good.
February 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Looks like nowhere’s safe anymore. Reddit’s purging tons of subs (18+ ones mostly but queer-safe subs are falling too), meta’s become a hellscape, I don’t think I need to mention the other one, and most other sites are too far from mainstream to gain traction for queer spaces.
February 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’ll eventually draw something to replace this dumbass default PFP
January 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hopelessly hornyposting into the void cuz wtf else am I gonna do until somebody finally turns me dumb and makes me a pretty trophy gf?
January 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
New Year’s resolution:

Get huge, round jiggly tummy.

Get huge round jiggly tits.

Get fucked at least once.

Take enough estrogen to kill an elephant.
January 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
So… anyone know where a bitch can get a decent quality collar round these parts?
December 22, 2024 at 10:52 AM
I’m not fucking kidding

I was forced to draw an octopus with ballsacks on its tentacles.

By my family.

For DIY Christmas mugs.

Any aspiring marksmen out there are free to use my head as target practice.
December 20, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I rlly hope my parents’ hearing is as bad as their takes on trans people cuz I’m thirsty as fuck and the only thing that’s gonna solve that is a vibe on my clit and some silicone in my ass. Coming back from uni for the holidays always sucks hard donkeys
December 19, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I’m this close to buying a goddamn collar and a fancy custom name tag
December 15, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I would love to let my friends get lewd and handsy in private with me but I know a few would be super creepy about it and treat me like an object like they already do.

Obv I can’t do that rn, still don’t have a pair of rockin tits. I’m just horny cuz of seasonal depression slurping up my dopamine.
December 3, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Flipping between wanting to lead a successful life as an author/programmer/musician/whatever and wanting to be nothing more than somebody else’s plaything with a vibe strapped to me buzzing away 24/7.

Shit sux donkeys right now.
November 25, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Sexiest thing a woman can do: kill fascist scum.
November 22, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Actually can we talk about the extremely romantic and kinda beautiful subtext of vore? You love somebody else to such a degree that the only way your desire will ever be satisfied is by becoming a part of them, melting into them and happily knowing you’re finally home.
November 17, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Nonfatal vore, but your partner does an impression of heavy eating a sandvich every single time.
November 16, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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November 7, 2024 at 12:00 AM
The only solution to the current situation is to have a hot, sweaty t4t werewolf orgy in front of the White House so unbelievably horny that it causes everybody in a 1 mile radius to either die of a heart attack or join the fuck in.
November 7, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Ok but real talk, inflation rocks. It’s just a shame you can’t make the rest of your body inflate along with your belly
October 31, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Whoever I end up settling down with NEEDS to be into inflation.

Not because I’m into it but because I wanna use their belly as a cushion while we play shitty emulated games.
October 31, 2024 at 12:39 PM