Emma 🌵🌞🏴☠️
@spicycanuck.bsky.social
40 in human years. Aka Smokehead, Wrestler Stede, and Theo’s mom. My entire personality revolves around liking Our Flag Means Death
This is actually close to what it was when I was little!
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This is actually close to what it was when I was little!
It’s giving Alt Snow White
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It’s giving Alt Snow White
Almost at year 10 and right on schedule. Everything is going according to plan mwuahahahaha
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Almost at year 10 and right on schedule. Everything is going according to plan mwuahahahaha
I just think Edward Teach in these jeans
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I just think Edward Teach in these jeans
STOP. This is a cute selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
(Like I’m not going to take any excuse to post a selfie lolol)
(Like I’m not going to take any excuse to post a selfie lolol)
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
STOP. This is a cute selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
(Like I’m not going to take any excuse to post a selfie lolol)
(Like I’m not going to take any excuse to post a selfie lolol)
Saw this at a peddlers mall recently and cackled with joy
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Saw this at a peddlers mall recently and cackled with joy
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Impostor syndrome all day err day
Impostor syndrome all day err day
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Impostor syndrome all day err day
Impostor syndrome all day err day
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Our family pics came back 😍😭
Which means holiday cards will be going out soon! Please gimme your address here if you’d like one: forms.gle/BUeYVn7eyrii... ❤️
Which means holiday cards will be going out soon! Please gimme your address here if you’d like one: forms.gle/BUeYVn7eyrii... ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Our family pics came back 😍😭
Which means holiday cards will be going out soon! Please gimme your address here if you’d like one: forms.gle/BUeYVn7eyrii... ❤️
Which means holiday cards will be going out soon! Please gimme your address here if you’d like one: forms.gle/BUeYVn7eyrii... ❤️
*DJ Khaled voice* ANOTHA ONE
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
*DJ Khaled voice* ANOTHA ONE
Someone posted last night that Not Like Us was playing at the Mamdani campaign rally, and this reply took me all the way out
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Someone posted last night that Not Like Us was playing at the Mamdani campaign rally, and this reply took me all the way out
I made a new mom bestie a few weeks ago and tonight she asked me what I like to read. I was honest and said it’s mostly OFMD fanfiction lol. She asked what OFMD is and this was my reply
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I made a new mom bestie a few weeks ago and tonight she asked me what I like to read. I was honest and said it’s mostly OFMD fanfiction lol. She asked what OFMD is and this was my reply
Once again my targeted ads are a little TOO niche
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Once again my targeted ads are a little TOO niche
My personal top DILFs of the year (who are actual fathers) tied for the number 1 spot:
•Rhys Darby
•Taika Waititi
•Tom Sturridge
•Rhys Darby
•Taika Waititi
•Tom Sturridge
November 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My personal top DILFs of the year (who are actual fathers) tied for the number 1 spot:
•Rhys Darby
•Taika Waititi
•Tom Sturridge
•Rhys Darby
•Taika Waititi
•Tom Sturridge
Got some sneak peeks of our family pics from last night 🥹🥹🥹
Lemme know if you want a holiday card! forms.gle/uusncnmJKY9d...
Lemme know if you want a holiday card! forms.gle/uusncnmJKY9d...
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Got some sneak peeks of our family pics from last night 🥹🥹🥹
Lemme know if you want a holiday card! forms.gle/uusncnmJKY9d...
Lemme know if you want a holiday card! forms.gle/uusncnmJKY9d...
Just a mouse (duh) and her Derpy 🥹
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just a mouse (duh) and her Derpy 🥹
My husbands friends came up to trick or treat with Theo, and they brought me my own Magic deck thing? But it’s pirate themed 🥹 AND his bff put every one of them in pirate sleeves 😭😭😭
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My husbands friends came up to trick or treat with Theo, and they brought me my own Magic deck thing? But it’s pirate themed 🥹 AND his bff put every one of them in pirate sleeves 😭😭😭
If I could change the world I’d make us HAVE WORLD PEACE (and also Halloween. Every Single Day!)
On Halloween you can pretend to be SOMEONE ELSE. It’s like the INTERNET. Only in PERSON and with CANDY
🎃🎃
You can’t convince me that The Swede and Karen aren’t the same person
Happy Halloween, sluts!
On Halloween you can pretend to be SOMEONE ELSE. It’s like the INTERNET. Only in PERSON and with CANDY
🎃🎃
You can’t convince me that The Swede and Karen aren’t the same person
Happy Halloween, sluts!
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
If I could change the world I’d make us HAVE WORLD PEACE (and also Halloween. Every Single Day!)
On Halloween you can pretend to be SOMEONE ELSE. It’s like the INTERNET. Only in PERSON and with CANDY
🎃🎃
You can’t convince me that The Swede and Karen aren’t the same person
Happy Halloween, sluts!
On Halloween you can pretend to be SOMEONE ELSE. It’s like the INTERNET. Only in PERSON and with CANDY
🎃🎃
You can’t convince me that The Swede and Karen aren’t the same person
Happy Halloween, sluts!
My dad got some WWII era scrapbooks of my grandmas, but since they are 80+ years old the pages are falling apart. Anyone have advice on how best to preserve them?
(Pics: Grandma; Sanitarium menu; dance card from a ball at Bowdoin College; grandma worked for the police I think?)
(Pics: Grandma; Sanitarium menu; dance card from a ball at Bowdoin College; grandma worked for the police I think?)
October 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My dad got some WWII era scrapbooks of my grandmas, but since they are 80+ years old the pages are falling apart. Anyone have advice on how best to preserve them?
(Pics: Grandma; Sanitarium menu; dance card from a ball at Bowdoin College; grandma worked for the police I think?)
(Pics: Grandma; Sanitarium menu; dance card from a ball at Bowdoin College; grandma worked for the police I think?)
